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I had chinese food and my fortune cookie told me to jump off a bridge ?

2007-11-30 10:22:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

11 answers

crummy cookie has an attitude problem. if i were you, i would run over it with my car in the driveway. such a mean little dessert!

2007-11-30 10:27:51 · answer #1 · answered by sweetie 5 · 2 0

ha ha i have never heard of a fortune cookie saying something like that but i wouldn't take it as literally jump off a bridge
I'd interpret it as meaning take a chance try something you normally wouldn't you might be surprised

2007-11-30 18:42:14 · answer #2 · answered by Jo's Here 5 · 1 0

I like fortune cookies. Good tasting cookie, with an awesome fortune.....

2007-11-30 18:26:58 · answer #3 · answered by FutureRising 5 · 1 0

You forgot to add "in bed" to that fortune. So it's actually telling you to jump off a bridge in bed. Hmmm.... interesting.

2007-11-30 18:29:47 · answer #4 · answered by Jinxyblue 6 · 1 0

But you didn't tell them the rest Tman......... Channel 12 News will be there watching as you parachute off one of America's tallest bridges! Your co-workers thought it would be funny to make you more nervous before the big event! Worked well, didn't it?

2007-11-30 21:29:58 · answer #5 · answered by kriend 7 · 1 0

Whoever put that in your fortune cookie was obviously depressed. Maybe it was me.

2007-11-30 20:36:33 · answer #6 · answered by Turtle 7 · 1 0

fortune cookies never lie

2007-11-30 18:26:56 · answer #7 · answered by rainjrop 4 · 1 0

No. Sounds good to me. Let me know how that works out for you.

2007-11-30 21:28:12 · answer #8 · answered by WooleyBooley again 7 · 1 0

Well not really we can go Naked Bungy Jumping...lol

2007-11-30 23:54:53 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Saw Dust♥ 7 · 1 0

I would take that as a bad omen.....
Peace.

2007-11-30 18:35:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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