This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now, and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."
The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"
The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.
"Well," the doctor continued, "let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."
The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.
Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.
"How did it go?" the doctor asked.
"Terribly, doctor, terribly."
"Did it not work?"
"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."
"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"
"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."
2007-11-30 10:19:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
I thought this was so funny I woke the wife up to tell her, but she swore at me, she has completely lost her sense of fun along with her sex drive.
2007-11-30 15:54:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was funny when Jethro told it a few years ago about Tescos and a bit yesterday when it was on here in a slightly different story but it is getting a bit old hat now
2007-11-30 19:07:07 · answer #2 · answered by Maid Angela 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm 70 and we used to tell this joke when I was very young. The only difference is, the restaurant was Horn & Hardart.
It's still a good joke.
2007-11-30 18:49:03 · answer #3 · answered by techtwosue 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Liked it, but wasn't there a very similar one the other day about B&Q or summat?
Makes a nice change from all this terrorist talk tonite, though.
2007-11-30 18:32:25 · answer #4 · answered by Heidi W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think she should see if it works just as well at Burger King.
then there is always Windy's. taco bell, and for the grand finale' Denny's
2007-11-30 18:59:48 · answer #5 · answered by Hannah's Grandpa 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, giggle so *cute* Always the drive thru and she will still get the Senior discount.... ( smile)
2007-11-30 18:58:21 · answer #6 · answered by abuelamah 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you and fisher man need to get your stories together he told the same joke 9 hours ago == god for a minute there i thought the wine was really strong this evening!!!
2007-11-30 18:56:43 · answer #7 · answered by mister ed 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one, did they have a double cheesburger to celebrate.
2007-11-30 18:27:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hee hee poor mcdonalds staff
2007-11-30 18:25:27 · answer #9 · answered by Gemz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very cute!
2007-11-30 18:51:56 · answer #10 · answered by Eve 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋