A Martian went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by a game warden who didn't like Martians.
The game warden ordered the Martian to show his hunting license, and the Martian pulled out a valid Ontario hunting license.
The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain't from Ontario.This is a Quebec duck. You got a Quebec huntin' license,boy?"
The Martian reached into his wallet and produced a Quebec hunting license.
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't no Quebec duck. This duck's from Manitoba. You got a Manitoba license?"
The Martian reached into his wallet and produced a Manitoba hunting license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't no Manitoba duck. This here duck's from Nova Scotia. You got a Nova Scotia huntin' license?"
Again the Martian reached into his wallet and brought out a Nova Scotia hunting license.
The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the Martian "Just where the hell are you from?"
The Martian smiled turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said, " You tell me, you're the expert
2007-11-30 09:02:49 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
I think I no that warden
2007-11-30 10:35:32 · answer #1 · answered by gggggg 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
deer season is in now and since this was a work day i figured there would not be many huners out -- but the gov't must think wrong while i was eating at the local cafe they said there were 25 in our county == now with weekend upon us the game wardens will be hunting along with the rest of the hunters == go figure!!!
2007-11-30 19:09:39 · answer #2 · answered by mister ed 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
goodun', lol, think I'll change it up a bit and make it about texas deer hunters and game wardens, should get a few good laughs.
2007-11-30 17:13:42 · answer #3 · answered by Delfin 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good come back. Love that ending.
2007-11-30 19:14:42 · answer #4 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe, good one!
2007-11-30 17:06:46 · answer #5 · answered by Bella Latina 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
RLMAO!! good one!!
2007-11-30 17:28:18 · answer #6 · answered by smashmouth3 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋