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.Our Love Is Deeper Than The Ocean...(humor) *


So...why are my feet dry?
Why ask what I want to see,
Then click the remote on
'Deadliest Catch'?
My love (read that as occupant) ,
Are you convincing me...

If there was just ONE woman
On the jury,
I'd never be convicted?

Why ask what I was doing
With a screwdriver last night...
When your car won't start this
Morning?

Oh. Nuthin...just wire connectors
To the injectors,
Timing chain and intake
Manifold.

Lil sis had two brothers.
Piss me off. Go right ahead.
You ain't seen your transmission
Yet...

Your mechanic will...


Elysabeth...Poemhunter.com

2007-11-30 08:31:58 · 4 answers · asked by Elysabeth 7 in Arts & Humanities Poetry

4 answers

How dare you make ice tea come out my nose! This is really great! Besides, I think the Barents Sea is lovely this time of year...

2007-12-01 14:36:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I also like it in the morning!

It's good.

2007-12-01 03:41:14 · answer #2 · answered by Lady Annabella-VInylist 7 · 1 0

i like it! nice and cute.

2007-12-01 03:47:22 · answer #3 · answered by hymy 3 · 1 0

LOL

2007-11-30 16:41:29 · answer #4 · answered by kittenlova 3 · 1 0

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