Ha ha ha. JK. I am so sick of these little twits asking questions about being pregnant. "Am I pregnant?" I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE PREGNANT, WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME? GO PEE ON A STICK! So here is my question...
My breasts have been hurting the last few days (I got my nipples pierced on Monday), I puked twice on Wednesday (after ingesting large amounds of vodka), I slept all day on Thursday (cuz I was hungover) and I just had my period 6 days ago... AM I PREGNANT? OMG PLEASE HELP ME!
2007-11-30 08:03:03 · 18 answers · asked by AmberLynn 4 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
For the record, I was talking about I wasn't talking about infertile people who cannot conceive. I think that is sad... I am a nursing student and I just finished my OB rotation.
But I just get so aggravated when little 15 year olds come here asking if they are pregnant like I am supposed to know. If they are THAT worried they should go get a test... and some condoms while they are at it.
2007-11-30 08:16:16 · update #1
Ok listen...I refuse to appologize for this. If you can't take a joke, you are a lame-o.
2007-11-30 08:31:53 · update #2
You know what this discussion doesn't need at all, but I am oh so happy to give? That's right - a male perspective!
I say "ha ha ha ha ha!!!" Too funny. I asked a similar Q one time, because I too think it is HILARIOUS that girls think someone on an Internet forum could possibly tell if they are pregnant or not. Now - so as not to be a jerk - I am not talking about girls who post questions for advice, nor am I supportive of taunting infertile people. But c'mon - if someone asks "Am I pregant?", it is like asking "do I have diabetes? How in the heck can anyone know? I was at Walgreens the other day - they have tests for as little as $10. I say, get one of those, and THEN, if you are, post here for advice. By the way - my butt itches, and I have been very irritable lately - do I have hemorrhoids???
2007-11-30 08:26:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That tramp,she takes photographs of herself making pouty faces on the digicam,in basic terms like a slut does. OMG OMG OMG!!!! Edit-what's truly humorous is each and all of the morons who thinks that's intense.
2016-10-02 05:23:47 · answer #2 · answered by deems 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao! Ooh! Nipples pierced! So how u gonna feed ur baby now since u had ur period 6 days ago and u must b pregnant?!?! Haha! Good one, dese b.itches need to get pregnant less often. Hope ur happy now dat ur pregnant, and no more drinkking for u missy! (U should pierce ur vagina too.) Hehe!
2007-11-30 08:41:35 · answer #3 · answered by H&M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
getting the piercing could have caused you to be pregnant. LOL I agree asking on here if you're pregnant is dumb.
2007-11-30 08:13:40 · answer #4 · answered by momotwins 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a twit. These women are not asking for your professional opinion, idiot, they are asking for reassurance. They just want to get some perspective on what they are going through whether it be a happy time or scary time. They don't need your dumb a$$ all up in the prenancy section leaving ignorant comments like this!
2007-11-30 08:13:22 · answer #5 · answered by Liz H 3 · 3⤊ 3⤋
if you don't like them don't read them. simple as that. people are asking because they are scared and want help. most people here are either pregnant or want to be so they are of a nurturing nature and like to answer these questions.
Go answer in some other section
2007-11-30 08:11:25 · answer #6 · answered by Madisons' Mama 4 · 4⤊ 3⤋
I dont think that is very nice, Sweetie, when an infertile person is HURTING so badly wanting a child so badly..
PLEASE please think the next time before you right something that might hurt somebody. Hugz and merry Christmas
2007-11-30 08:11:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
ha, ha. I can't help laughing at this. But hey, I look at those questions as an easy two points.
2007-11-30 08:07:18 · answer #8 · answered by RLW 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
HAHA this one is funny. You're clever.
2007-11-30 08:20:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As it once was said "Go pee on a stick!"
2007-11-30 08:06:46 · answer #10 · answered by Precious 7 · 2⤊ 5⤋