WHAT AM I???
THIS IS A USEFUL TOOL, COMMONLY FOUND IN THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG.
ITS FUNCTIONING IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES.
IT IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING LOOSELY, READY FOR INSTANT ACTION.
IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND A SMALL HOLE
AT THE OTHER.
IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES
QUICKLY,
INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT
AGAIN
AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND
ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.
ANYONE FOUND LISTENING WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING
SOUND RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS.
WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, STICKY, WHITE
SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE
OPENING AND SOME FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING
SHAFT.
AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED
EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST,
READY FOR YET ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING
CLIMAX
TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.
WHAT AM I???????
AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED, THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS.........
NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........
..........TOOTHBRUSH.........
What were you thinking?
You PERVERT!
2007-11-30 07:52:42 · 13 answers · asked by x Queen Bee x 3 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
Mrs GC shhhhhhhhhh can you not mention that around BB?
i bought her an electric toothbrush and she wet her knickers when she saw it...owt with batteries and shes there,,,,,,,,,,
2007-11-30 11:05:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not a perv(blushes)I read to the end because I'd heard it before but couldn't for the life of me remember the answer....I was thinking dentists so I was close lol
2007-11-30 15:57:36 · answer #2 · answered by snikleback 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
to begin with I was thinking a rampant rabbit actually
its the only useful thing about 8 inches long I know of
2007-11-30 15:56:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
I am feeling inadequate, mine is only 6" long and has blue and white stripes.
2007-11-30 15:57:47 · answer #4 · answered by Knownow't 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL! You're a bad influence on us all Busy Bee!
2007-11-30 15:59:06 · answer #5 · answered by Kev 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
why toothbrush of course!
2007-11-30 18:18:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
no i def thought toothbrush, honestly.
2007-11-30 15:56:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
lol you nearly got me there x
2007-11-30 16:59:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol funny
2007-11-30 16:18:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are on a roll,more please
8 inchs,now is that wishful thinking or what.LOL
2007-11-30 16:01:28 · answer #10 · answered by Charlotte's Dad 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋