Well I'm a wasted rock ranger
I live the life of danger
On the road to find a higher high
I don't need no one's affection
All I need is my injection
The music of wild rock will get me by
I've been doin' gigs since I was ten
I really can't remember when
I ever had a dollar to my name
My ears are blown, my eyes are red
I got big holes inside my head
Snorting too much crystal and cocaine
I have bennies with the breakfast toast
Qualudes with the evening roast
Assorted snorts of powder in between
I don't think a day's gone by
That I wasn't drunk or high
It's the only way I keep my sanity
From Kegger's Den to Hooterville
My flaming tricks have topped the bill
A thousand empty bottles earn my name
Endless trains of one night stands
Sharing gigs with half-assed bands
And all the local groupies lay the same
Well I could have had a payin' job
Workin' for some ******-up slob
Wife and family, true security
But I left that sh*t behind
For that heavy metal grind
2007-11-30 06:47:28 · 7 answers · asked by Mike AKA Mike 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music ➔ Rock and Pop
'Cause rock'n roll is in my blood to stay
(among other things)
Hey! You're a wasted rock ranger
You'll live life of danger
Sing this song and follow it till the end
When you reach number one
You can overdose for fun
And go and visit Jimi and his friends
Hey! You're a wasted rock ranger
You'll live a life of danger
Sing this song and follow it till the end
When we reach number one
Hey! We'll all overdose for fun
And we'll hang out with Jimi and his friends
Yee haw!
2007-11-30 06:47:42 · update #1
LOL Master C. Oddly enough, the song above was covered by Great White in 1989. Guess who co-wrote several tracks on the last two Great White albums. That's right, Jack Blades of Night Ranger!
2007-11-30 06:55:55 · update #2
Love that F-in song. I wore about about 10 cassette singles of it back in the 80's & 90's
Possibly the best anthem of the underside of metal stardom ever written.
Talk about the perfect song for Motorhead or Spinal Tap to cover
2007-11-30 12:27:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, I'm a Night Ranger.
I'm bringin' it back Jmike!!!
****Forget 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon, you've got 6 degrees of Night Ranger down cold!
2007-11-30 06:54:08 · answer #2 · answered by Master C 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
No, I'm a "The Smoker you Drink, the Player you Get..."
2007-11-30 08:57:11 · answer #3 · answered by B Rock 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Beer before liquor, sailor take warning...
2007-11-30 07:44:24 · answer #4 · answered by Sookie 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nyc
2007-11-30 06:55:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh memories!! I havent heard that in years, thanks for the laugh!
2007-11-30 06:53:29 · answer #6 · answered by Kenzie072 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Snortin' Whiskey and Drinking Cocaine" will make you "Crash and Burn" too.
2007-11-30 07:28:10 · answer #7 · answered by Beatle fanatic 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋