A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades . She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes for free!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and give it a try!"
The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot 'gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto the slimy bank of the swamp. Lying nearby were seven more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.
The blonde struggled and flipped the 'gator onto its back. Rolling her
eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out:
"Damn.... ......... THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"
2007-11-30 06:22:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Moral of the story, don't never mess with a woman when she is out shopping for shoes, you could lose!! ;0)
2007-11-30 07:03:29 · answer #1 · answered by lilabner 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Another blonde joke. I may have to buy a different color dye this month. LOL just kidding
2007-11-30 10:50:24 · answer #2 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pancakk if you read it again you will see the question. Suzie I thought was very funny.
2007-11-30 06:40:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Love it, Love it! Thanks so much, BTW my son lives on the waterway in the Everglades. A star for you and thank you to!
2007-11-30 06:55:19 · answer #4 · answered by slk29406 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious. I love it!
2007-11-30 06:26:37 · answer #5 · answered by aitkenpatty 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Lmao..... thats really funny!!!...another good one
2007-11-30 06:47:07 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ HOPE ♥ 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You know..... I had the same problem! LOL
2007-11-30 08:54:59 · answer #7 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
oboy (sigh*) chuckle
2007-11-30 09:15:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Too too cute!
2007-11-30 06:52:05 · answer #9 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
And the question is????????????????
Are you by chance blond?
2007-11-30 06:27:44 · answer #10 · answered by Pancakke 3 · 0⤊ 6⤋