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As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the
passengers the usual information regarding seat belts etc. Finally, she
said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell
and crew take you safely to your destination." Joe sitting in the 8th row
thought to himself, "Did hear her right; is the captain a woman? I think I
better have scotch and soda. When the attendants came by with drink cart, he
said, "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?" "Yes," said the
attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female." "My God," said Joe, "I'd
better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think of all those
women up there in the cockpit." "That's another thing," said the attendant,
"We no longer call it the cockpit. Now it's called the Box Office."

Just a bit of humour to lighten the mood:-)

2007-11-30 04:55:06 · 17 answers · asked by Johno 5 in Social Science Gender Studies

Empanada I'm a guy.

2007-11-30 05:02:07 · update #1

17 answers

lol... box office... that's great.
poor frazzled sexist Joe... i hope he doesn't get too drunk...

2007-11-30 05:03:37 · answer #1 · answered by Ember Halo 6 · 4 0

As a former flight attendant, I truly appreciate the humor in this. Lol thank you for making me smile!

2007-11-30 06:07:16 · answer #2 · answered by prissytwin 3 · 3 0

Jokes are good! It's Friday, after all!

Thanks for the laugh!

2007-11-30 06:46:49 · answer #3 · answered by Rainbow 6 · 1 0

the fact a guy told the joke makes me crack up!

thats is great! i guess it's just one of those ideas where the sterotypical idea of women are bad drivers has crossed over the the blue skys.

Great joke and thanks for the laugh

2007-11-30 06:20:56 · answer #4 · answered by lovelyinkedlady0613 4 · 2 0

Funny:)

2007-11-30 05:13:52 · answer #5 · answered by littlevivi 5 · 3 0

There once was a man from Nantucket...

2007-11-30 05:03:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Good one. You are always good for a chuckle.

2007-11-30 05:36:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Har!

2007-11-30 05:20:07 · answer #8 · answered by mutterhals 3 · 3 0

I think it is cute Sir.

2007-11-30 05:04:14 · answer #9 · answered by Vannili 6 · 3 0

lmao... u get a gold star for that one.

2007-11-30 05:32:13 · answer #10 · answered by Maria 4 · 3 0

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