My tree is high-class, ya see, and I can't be havin' other scandalous conifers spreading nasty rumors and such...
2007-11-30 04:29:33 · 12 answers · asked by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
D: I will want to see proof of this claim, of course...
2007-11-30 04:36:02 · update #1
Nolte: The coffee's tasting quite nice this morning.
*coughsococough*
2007-11-30 04:36:49 · update #2
Princess: Hmmm, maybe I could look at it as having the sexiest tree on the block... ahhh.
2007-11-30 04:38:30 · update #3
D: That was a good call, my friend. And really, I am disappointed in myself for not trying it earlier. Shame on me, shame.
2007-11-30 04:39:55 · update #4
DVT: You're not a tree, silly! And anyway, trees are big on top, not the bottom... like a certain someone... teehee!
2007-11-30 04:41:15 · update #5
Smarty: Let the dirty flow through you... feel its powah...
2007-11-30 05:08:18 · update #6
Only if you forgo the panties, too...
Hopefully, no "bush" will show....
Ooopsie!
*I'm blushing now*
That was even a little dirty for me!
:)
2007-11-30 04:54:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Only if it's purple. I always see the girls on the corners with the purple miniskirts, and I call them $luts.
I'm going out to buy one of my own tonight.
Edit: Looking for a purple one right now. Maybe I can just get a black one and -tell- you it's purple. You'd never notice the difference.
Edit again: YES! I told you it was good in coffee!! Oh.My.God.Yes.
I forgot mine today. :X
2007-11-30 12:32:41 · answer #2 · answered by peroxidekween 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
make it a plaid lil miniskirt and BLAM you got yourself a dirty lil whorebag tree HAHA
2007-11-30 12:44:01 · answer #3 · answered by twig 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I will be e-mailing that tree shortly to let her know she is indeed, one dirty hore.
2007-11-30 12:39:50 · answer #4 · answered by inbetweendays 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Dude, where do you purchase your herbal refreshment, and can you hook a brother up, man?
2007-11-30 12:33:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Well you know, I have heard those conifers get mighty jealous...........
2007-11-30 14:21:10 · answer #6 · answered by . 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
it depends...will you put a fishnet stocking around the trunk?
2007-11-30 12:32:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Only if it gets flocked...
2007-11-30 12:46:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
clear-heals
2007-11-30 13:38:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
No, they will call it a HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!!!
2007-11-30 14:45:49 · answer #10 · answered by ajk 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋