I am seeing five gentlemen every day.
As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.
Then I go to see John.
Then Charlie Horse comes along. And when he is here he takes a lot of my time and attention.
When he leaves, Art Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.
2007-11-30 03:08:25 · 34 answers · asked by Gladys 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
My hubby knows about them all too, he even claims he's seen me flirting with Al Ziehmer a few times!
2007-11-30 03:27:25 · update #1
Wow Gladys......you scared me! I thought you had become a WILD sexually deranged woman! But thanks for the great laugh!
2007-11-30 03:25:17 · answer #1 · answered by jersey girl in exile 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I know all of these chaps Gladys, and now I have just had a visit from another one. He's called Ive a Problem.
Had to confess all to hubby as well, so I can get the immersion fixed and get some hot water!lol
I wish I was joking but I'm not.
Love your question ,star for a star. hugs xx
2007-11-30 06:25:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'm not married, but I do see Ty Lenol and Ad Vill pretty often. Sometimes when I'm really down and out I see MOM, May Lox and Thera Gesic.
I know for a fact that we've got to watch out for those Ritis boys!...lol!
2007-11-30 04:24:21 · answer #3 · answered by kayboff 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I love them! Do I have your permission to use some of these in my personal life? I like the Art Ritis. I refer to mine as Arthur Ritis but some people don't remember this from Sanford & Sons.
2007-11-30 04:02:50 · answer #4 · answered by mydearsie 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Gladys, That has to go down as a classic! Had me going at first: I was gonna tell you about my 29 year old boyfriend that I meet for coffee and deep, meaningful chats. he's every girl's dream of a man. Only thing, he has a boyfriend too!
2007-12-01 02:35:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That Al Ziemer gets around
2007-11-30 16:28:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Arthur Ritis lives in our house along with his young son, Juvenile Arthur Ritis.
Loved your post, Gladys, very clever and very funny! thankyou. xxx
2007-11-30 05:11:37 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You sly woman. I bet you'd wish Charlie and Art would drop you like a hot potato. I enjoy these mens company also but wish they'd leave me alone. My absolute fave is Ben Gay.
2007-11-30 03:30:00 · answer #8 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Oh Gladys you truly are a very special person. I can relate to the aches and pains also. Hope I do it with as much grace as you.
2007-11-30 10:40:46 · answer #9 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, Gladys you are sooo funny! LOL
This guy named Carl Pull-Tunnel has been stocking me for several months now. I don't like him, he's kinky... into pain. But, I hired a guy named Doc. He'll take care of Carl Pull-Tunnel with a knife and I won't be bothered by him again!
2007-11-30 03:37:43 · answer #10 · answered by Granny 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Dear Gladys, I hate to inform you but Al Zheimers is mine.I do not like to share, but he does get around.Wait a minute,oh yes,he does get around....I suffer mental pause and need him....Right?
2007-11-30 07:02:22 · answer #11 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋