General old band jokes or jokes about a rock or pop figure. Have fun. Whoever makes me laugh the hardest wins.
I'll start it off with an old standard that makes me chuckle, set the bar pretty low.
What happened when the singer locked the keys in the car?
The bass player couldn't get out.
2007-11-30 02:56:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music ➔ Rock and Pop
Wow, my mood has gone from sleepy and bummed that I'm not asleep to actually being pretty good. There are some really awesome jokes in here. I have laughed out loud at my desk several times already. I would actually comment on all of them individually, but all of them have merrit and it would take too long. Great stuff everybody. Keep 'em coming.
Happy Friday Sookie. That one is awesome. I actually had a "Ohhhh no she didn't" type resonse to that one.
2007-11-30 03:45:07 · update #1
What did Britney's right leg say to her left leg?
Nothing, they've never been together.
2007-11-30 03:04:19 · answer #1 · answered by Sookie 6 · 13⤊ 0⤋
What is the similarity between Michael Jackson and an TV??
They both can be turned on by a 10 years old boy.
2007-11-30 03:25:24 · answer #2 · answered by b n r 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
What does Micheal Jackson do while in the Washroom?
Pulls Down His Billy Jeans
Sticks Out His Thriller
And Beats It....
2007-11-30 03:07:43 · answer #3 · answered by Honorary Walrus 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
A: He was stapled to a chicken.
Q: If a Punk and a Skin are in the back of a car, who's in front?
A: A cop.
Q: How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they're all to depressed to do it.
2007-11-30 03:08:53 · answer #4 · answered by . 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
What's a plumbers dream?
To Fix Olivia Newton's John
(A veritable knee slapper!)
Sookie - very naughty!
2007-11-30 03:07:03 · answer #5 · answered by James M 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Q. What do you call a drummer who's girlfriend breaks up with him?
A. Homeless.
Ba-dum-ching.
Sookie.... that rocked... but not like Rock Hudson.
NP: "Young Man, Old Man" - The Black Crowes
2007-11-30 03:16:26 · answer #6 · answered by Mike AKA Mike 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
What is the least-used sentence in the English language?
Is that the banjo player's Porsche?
2007-11-30 03:30:43 · answer #7 · answered by sylvia 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Q What's the difference between Rascal Flatts and a porno?
A The porno has better music.
2007-11-30 03:02:02 · answer #8 · answered by Slow Poke 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I am not going to use those two examples. I am doing my own......
Joke no. 1
If KISS can slam guitars, why can't Nirvana do it? Nirvana can't do it because they are afraid of KISS!!!
Joke no. 2
Britney Spears always being like some imitation....first Aaliyah, then Gwen Stefani, and then old Madonna....maybe she should be friends with Ellen Degeneres! Maybe she should also meet up with......Lindsay Lohan!
Joke no. 3
Maybe there should be a black-and-white battle---Boyz II Men vs. the Backstreet Boys...in honor of Michael Jackson's song, "Black or White"....Michael Jackson passing off as a white transvestite....isn't it strange.......?
2007-11-30 04:20:29 · answer #9 · answered by charlessmith702210@sbcglobal.net 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Q:Why did Cher get sad?
A: Because it wasn't Sonny.
2007-11-30 03:10:44 · answer #10 · answered by brighton_stephen 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋