A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.
The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh ?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love ?"
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was,
"Yes, lolly pop ... but at the bar ... you know ... they have frozen glasses ..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because his wife interrupted him saying,
"You want a frozen glass, puppy face ?"
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting frostbite just holding it.
2007-11-30 02:17:48 · 10 answers · asked by boris the spider 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious ... I won't be long; I'll be right back. I promise. OK ?"
You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh ?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But, my sweet honey ... At the bar ... You know ... there's swearing, dirty words and all that ..."
"You want dirty words, ******** ? Well, drink your ******' beer in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherfuckin' snacks, because you are married now and you aren't ******* going anywhere !! Got it, Asshole ?"
........and, they lived happily ever after.
2007-11-30 02:19:43 · update #1
You made me smile.. I am emailing that one to my fiancee! HAHAHAHA!
2007-11-30 02:50:47 · answer #1 · answered by BelieverinGod 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's a funny story but I can't believe a guy would want to go to the bar so soon after getting married. That woman is smart, though!
2007-11-30 02:26:22 · answer #2 · answered by cjoylicious 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's a question? Funny though...
Trying to say that you have no freedom after marriage? Not true (to me anyways).
2007-11-30 02:22:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is so awesome..I am going to definantely pass that on..Thanks for the laugh
2007-11-30 02:23:01 · answer #4 · answered by Jessi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is funny. Made me laugh good one.
2007-11-30 02:53:00 · answer #5 · answered by luvlisteningtomusic 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny,.,, I liked it, I know you didnt mean anything by it....
2007-11-30 02:25:55 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont understand pls translate this to japanese
2007-11-30 02:24:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it!!
2007-11-30 02:22:33 · answer #8 · answered by SS109 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha HA Ha, very good!!!!!
2007-11-30 13:51:47 · answer #9 · answered by RudiA 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No they didn't - he was miserable.
2007-11-30 02:25:07 · answer #10 · answered by Fred S - AM Cappo Di Tutti Capi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋