2007-11-28 22:27:05 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
of course nottttt
2007-11-28 22:35:36 · answer #1 · answered by michaela r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it. Finally, he said,"Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking, why she cries, what she means. How to make her happy?
"Did you want 2 or 4 lanes?" The lord replied
2007-11-28 22:40:35 · answer #2 · answered by lilmissdisorganised 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, and thank God for that. A woman's mind is a dark place where no man wants to go.
2007-11-28 22:30:37 · answer #3 · answered by Smart Alec 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. If it were, don't you think that men would have had us figured out years ago. What do you want some kind of miracle? Men have been wishing for that for years!!!
We are mysterious creatures, and we are sticking to that story!!!
2007-11-28 22:31:16 · answer #4 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm not 100% sure, but if hollywood is anything to go by, you get drunk, dance around your high-rise apartment singing to frank sinatra, do some girly **** like putting on mascara and waxing your leg, then electrocute yourself in a bathtub...
hey, it worked for mel gibson....
2007-11-28 22:31:31 · answer #5 · answered by Cal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you ever find out how to do it your fortune is made, I can assure you!!
2007-11-28 22:30:44 · answer #6 · answered by MarkEverest 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
god noooooooooooooooooooo if & when you work it out sel it you will make a fourtune mate
2007-11-30 08:20:39 · answer #7 · answered by bob f 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think of something you can't give to her. She wants it.
2007-11-28 23:08:43 · answer #8 · answered by Haywood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nope you wish tho!
2007-11-28 22:33:55 · answer #9 · answered by mommie to be to baby boy! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no and im afraid it won't be possible in future too.... they are just to different...
2007-11-28 22:32:06 · answer #10 · answered by ronny24 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋