Come on who out there needs a little lift?bit a stress relief anybody?
2007-11-28 18:20:59 · 22 answers · asked by misskitti7® 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i tried to tell a joke read my back mummy question :(
2007-11-28 18:28:51 · update #1
i could use some cheering up...why didnt u tell a joke....
2007-11-28 18:24:20 · answer #1 · answered by DBL-G 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok, here's a joke about why we should never distract a driver
A man is driving along the motorway with his wife in the passenger seat. During the drive, the wife gets an idea. She starts taking off her clothing piece by piece and tossing them out the window.
The guy is shocked but aroused. She gets her shoes, socks, etc. and chucks them out. Finally, she whips her underwear off and throws it all out onto the motorway. The guy is laughing and leering at her. He looses control of the car in the process and crashes into a barrier at the side.
Unfortunately, the air-bag doesn't go off on his side, and he finds himself wedged in under the steering wheel. "Help, go get help......aggghhhh, I'm stuck", he shouts.
"But I have no clothes on. What'll I do ?", she screams.
"Here", he says wiggling his foot, "Take my shoe and put it over your crotch. It'll have to do, love. Quick, hurry!"
She takes the shoe off his foot and places it over her crotch and gets out of the car, limping and shouting for help. After a few hundred yards of yelling and running a trucker notices this naked hysterical woman holding a shoe over her crotch, and pulls over.
"What's seems to be the trouble?", he asks.
"Help me", she screams, "My husband is stuck".
"If he's stuck up that far I'm afraid I can't help you."
2007-11-28 18:27:00 · answer #2 · answered by hannie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I do! I'm so stressed I have a mouth ulcer! Too much going on at once (again) and I can't do as much about it as I would like! Gah! Why does everything always happen at once!
2007-11-28 18:34:32 · answer #3 · answered by Andromeda Newton™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell fuckin no. why would I.
Edit: I am intense to start with, its my nature. If I lightened up, I would not be me. My intensity is not stress. My life is an awsome adventure. Opps I dint scope the joke, Guess its on me now.
2007-11-28 18:36:31 · answer #4 · answered by AKBOY 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I can definitely lighten up a little bit.
2007-11-28 18:24:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
indicated always alert, even with a small displacement.
Polite greet from speelseegel; Belgium.
2007-11-28 21:45:18 · answer #6 · answered by speelseegel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i sure could do with a holiday,before the Chrissy hols,its been hectic here and will be busy over the schools hols.rest rest rest.cheers :)
2007-11-28 18:27:31 · answer #7 · answered by shrebee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, let's have a sing song, that usually works for me!
2007-11-28 18:24:34 · answer #8 · answered by ChocLover 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thnx......but i'm already lighten up
so can i help u in lifting others.....
come on everyone !! cheer up
2007-11-28 18:25:37 · answer #9 · answered by harsh 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, O.K., how do u purpose to do it. Daytime I'm too busy, night time O.K.
2007-11-28 20:35:35 · answer #10 · answered by sandeep m 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋