Having a bad day, can someone cheer me up?

Question

anything will do........................................

Answer 1

Do you have a roomate, if you do you can try this

Ways To Annoy Your Roommate II
or just about anybody!




Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."

Fill an empty shaving cream can with whipped cream. Use it to shave, and then spray some into your mouth. Later on, complain that you feel sick. Continue this process for several weeks.

Cover your bed with a tent. Live inside it for a week. If your roommate asks, explain that "It's a jungle out there." Get your roommate to bring you food and water.

Keep a vacuum cleaner in the middle of the room. Look at it with fear for a few days. Then stay out of the room entirely, opening the door only a crack and whispering to your roommate, "Psst! Is it gone?"

Break the window with a rock. If your roommate protests, explain that you were hot. Open and close the broken window as you normally would.

Throw darts at a bare wall. All of a sudden, act excited, telling your roommate that you hit the bulls eye.

Send flowers to your roommate, with a card that says, "I'm sorry. It won't happen again." When you see them, start ripping up the flowers. Repeat the process for a few weeks.

Call your roommate "Clyde" by accident. Start doing so every so often. Increase the frequency over the next few weeks, until you are calling him "Clyde" all the time. If your roommate protests, say, "I'm sorry. I won't do that anymore, Murray."

Hire a night watchman to guard the room while you are sleeping.

Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.

Practice needlepoint every night. At one point, grab your thumb and scream, "Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" Cry hysterically for a few minutes, and then go to bed. Sob and sniff all night.

When your roommate comes in, pretend that you are on the phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After you hang up, say, "That was your mom. She said she'd call back."

Every time your roommate comes in, immediately turn off the lights and go to bed. When he/she leaves, get up and loudly yell, "Okay, guys, you can come out now."

Start wearing a crown, all the time. If your roommate tells you to take it off, say, "What do you think you are? A king?"

Sit in front of a chess board for hours, saying nothing, doing nothing. Then, look up and say, "I think this game goes a lot faster with two players."

Talk back to your "Rice Krispies." All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

Change the locks on the door. Don't let your roommate in unless he/she says the secret word. Change the secret word often. If your roommate can't guess the secret word, make him/her pay a tithe.

Scatter stuffed animals around the room. Put party hats on them. Play loud music. When your roommate walks in, turn off the music, take off the party hats, put away the stuffed animals, and say, "Well, it was fun while it lasted."

Hang a tire swing from the ceiling. Act like a monkey. If someone besides your roommate comes in, cease acting like a monkey and claim that the tire swing was your roommate's idea. When you and your roommate are alone again, continue acting like a monkey.

Unplug everything in the room except for one toaster. Pray to the toaster. Bring it gifts. Throw some of your roommate's possessions out the window. Say that the toaster made you do it.

Answer 2

My sister forwarded this to me, and it made me feel happy, so here you go.

Natural Highs:

1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket .
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry).
12. A bubble bath.
13. Giggling.
15. The beach.
16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.
17. Laughing at yourself.
18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you
19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
20. Running through sprinklers.
21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.
23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS
24. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
25. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
26. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).
27. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
28. Playing with a new puppy.
29. Having someone play with your hair.
30. Sweet dreams.
31. Hot chocolate.
32. Road trips with friends.
33. Swinging on swings.
34. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
35. Making chocolate chip cookies.
36. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.
37. Holding hands with someone you care about.
38. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.
39. Watching the expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you.
40. Watching the sunrise.
41. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.
42. Knowing that somebody misses you.
43. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.
44. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.

Answer 3

I am putting on sequined polyester pajamas with rainbow colored polka dots, a top hat and bunny slippers and will now dance while singing for you. Then I will bake chocolate chip cookies and make a cup of hot tea for you and have you tell me all about your crummy day.

Gray skies are gonna clear up,
Put on a happy face;
Brush off the clouds and cheer up,
Put on a happy face.
Take off the gloomy mask of tragedy,
It's not your style;
You'll look so good that you'll be glad
Ya' decide to smile!
Pick out a pleasant outlook,
Stick out that noble chin;
Wipe off that "full of doubt" look,
Slap on a happy grin!
And spread sunshine all over the place,
Just put on a happy face!
Put on a happy face
Put on a happy face
And if you're feeling cross and bitterish
Don't sit and whine
Think of banana split and licorice
And you'll feel fine
I knew a girl so glooming
She'd never laugh or sing
She wouldn't listen to me
Now she's a mean old thing
So spread sunshine all over the place
Just put on a happy face
So, put on a happy face

Hope tomorrow is a better day and you can soon forgive me for being such a horrible dancer.

Answer 4

Hey, The holidays are coming!!! Even if you aren't happy with that, remember you can only make your own happiness, only you can do that. Cheer up!! Life is too short to be unhappy. I suggest exercising and get out in the sun. Even though it's the winter season coming on---my Doctor recommenned getting out at least a 1/2 hour in the winter-cheer up life is to precious to be unhappy, God Bless and try hard to exercize-if going to the gym makes your paranoid or whatever then do it in the privacy of your own home. Exercize improves your well being . Good luck in whatever you decide to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 5

Sorry to hear your days been crappy :( [HUGS]
Just remember that tomorrow is another day, and what bad things happen to you today won't be on your mind in a week, fortnights, months time. Just remember there is always someone out there whos feeling crappier than u!
SMILE!!!
;)

Answer 6

i dont know...i know that i can talk to someone but i dont know how to cheer him up....u know,im not a happy person..i have friends and relatives that love me and i love them too...but...every day im <>...fortunately my friends cheer me up...they r the best i dont know what would i do without them...just think someone is your colour in your grey...just find him/her cause i dont know who this is..!!


ps.usually that person is ourselves...think about that and try to find out the answer...hope u will get better soon...kisses and hugs...from greece

Answer 7

Just think that there is someone out there worse off than you.

Sorry if this offends anyone, I just had a good giggle


(JOKE I GOT TODAY)
A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous
Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he
gone. A few days later, he received this report:



MOST HONORABLE SIR:

YOU LEAVE HOUSE I WATCH HOUSE. HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH. HE AND SHE
LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW. HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN
WINDOW. HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE. HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE. HE
PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE. I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE. I
NOT SEE. NO FEE,

CHEN LEE.

Answer 8

I'm sorry to hear that you're having a bad day! ((hugs)).

I hope that the rest of the week gets better for you =).

Answer 9

YOU ARE LOVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funny Joke:

A blond walks into radio shack and asks the cashier about a t.v. on display.

The cashier says they don't sell to blonds.

The next day the blond walks in with s brown wig and asks the same question.

The cashier says they don't sell to blonds.


The next day the blond walks in with red wig and asks the same question.

The cashier says they don't sell to blonds.

The blond says "How did you know I was blond"

And the cashier says "Because that's not a tv. it's a microwave!"

Answer 10

im sorry to hear that. i really hopes things get better for you. but for now i think you should listen to this song. this song helps me get through my bad days.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzb-Pbtr1U4&feature=related

by the way, you might want to pass the talking part. this is the best version i can find.

i hope everything gets better tomorrow.