Could I sue DAWN????

Question

OK, I am rephrasing a question I had, no one seemed to get it. Here goes.

If I follow the EXACT directions on my bottle of dawn dishwashing liquid, could I sue If my dishes aren't clean?

These are the directions: WASH HANDS AND RINSE. HA HA HA.

That is honestly the directions....Am I the only person in the world who doesnt think this is weird?Funny?Stupid?

I THOUGHT THE DIRECTIONS FOR USE WERE SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU HOW TO USE IT TO WASH DISHES!!!

Answer 1

I keep a small bottle of Dawn in my shower...if I get ink in my hair (I run a printing press and sometimes need to climb inside it), Dawn is the only thing that cuts the ink the first time, every time.

To answer your question: What was your question again? Oh, I'm sure you'll find a desperate lawyer willing to take your money only to win you a $2.39 refund....

Answer 2

Well, I think Dawn is made by Proctor & Gamble (practically EVERYTHING is) LOL! I don't think it would hold up in court, but you never know. I mean, what were they thinking? They should have said, "Wash hands and rinse (meaning rinse the dishwashing liquid off of your hands.) AND, have you seen that NEW Dawn commercial where the dirty dishes are in the sink, and somehow the bottle of Dawn tips over onto a sponge, and the sponge slides down a dirty casserole dish, sparkling clean. PUHLEEZE.

Answer 3

This whole thing is stupid to me.

Answer 4

BOREING.But funny.Nice sence of humor.All the best.

Answer 5

i have No Clue of what you are talking about.

Answer 6

why would you wanna sue me...that's my name...

Answer 7

*cricket chirp*

Answer 8

huh?

Answer 9

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