2007-11-28 15:21:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He roasts his chestnuts, of course.
2007-11-29 09:53:15 · answer #1 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
He goes on to the next house
Anyone who has a "roaring fire" on Christmas eve doesn't deserve Santa's visit..
2007-11-29 11:43:54 · answer #2 · answered by Boopsie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First he sends his reindeer down because he is hungry and can use some nice venison and then he will leave the kids some toys made in China for trying to kill Santa.
2007-11-28 23:26:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He blocks the chimney with his fat @ss and that puts it out.
Oh damn! I said Santa had a fat @ss, now I won't get any presents.....again.
2007-11-29 03:23:48 · answer #4 · answered by The Dark Side 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I believe he just uses the key under the mat,since people are expecting him to show up somehow,right?
2007-11-29 03:19:45 · answer #5 · answered by t_blond_chick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, if he is coming to my house, he better just take one for the team and slide his big a** down.....just make sure the gifts are fire proof.....
2007-11-28 23:26:55 · answer #6 · answered by ginger 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Plays Marvin Gaye "Let's get it on" for Mrs. Clause.
2007-11-29 11:18:55 · answer #7 · answered by imahlah 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He tells it to be quiet.
Get it? ROARING away? Ah, I don't need your appoval.
I'm outta here *mutters*
2007-11-29 08:28:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I do believe that his urine is qualified to put out three types of fires.
2007-11-28 23:56:32 · answer #9 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This is when the coal comes into the picture.
2007-11-28 23:50:53 · answer #10 · answered by Mustardseed 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋