I forgot the pledge of allegiance... on my day to say it over the intercom in elementary school. In front of the whole school. More like mixed it up... I pledge allegiance, to republic, for which it stands, one nation, under america, and to the republic...
2007-11-28 15:17:58
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answered by QT Patuty 2
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I was in the process of being discharged from the Navy after losing my hearing at the age of 20. This older Dr. had check EVERYTHING… including my prostate!
He greased up his finger, and did his business. Then he realized he did not have any extra rags to clean up with. He walked out to get some… LEAVING THE DOOR OPEN FOR ALL TO SEE!
There I was, all greasy-a$$ed, my butt directly facing the door, with a waiting room full of people; even young children sitting right outside to see!
I am not a shy person, by any means, but THAT was just disrespectful. I have never been so imbarrased (get it… emBARE-ASSED!) in my life. I am now 32.
2007-11-28 23:24:09
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answered by SARswimmer95 6
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Eh. One time at the cafeteria, I was looking for my friends' table. When I found it, I made my way towards the table. Half way there, I stopped and looked up at the ceiling, 'cause I heard someone say, "Hey! Guys! Check that one out! What's that on the ceiling?" Lo and behold, there was a huge lump o' mashed potatoes stuck to the ceiling! Someone threw his food, I guess. Anyways, I was standing right under it! The moment it fell, SPLAT! Man, everyone was laughing! Then came the food fight. Well, that's another story, though.
2007-11-28 23:20:23
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answered by Valmont 1
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I remember I was around 8 years old. I went to a neighbour house with another neighbour boy. He pull my pant down in front of that neighbour (a mother). Good thing I got tight brief, so only the cotten short will down on my ankle. He ran away, I can't catch him, being younger. I never play with him since that day & he never came back to reconcile or apologise. Thank goodness he live few blocks away & I stick to playing with my good tomboy neighbour.
2007-11-28 23:21:47
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answered by ? 6
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Well, I've had some pretty emberassing moments in my life, like A LOT. But the most recent was about 2 hours ago.
Me and this i like a whole lot, and she likes me back, were just chillen, and it was almost time for her to go home, well, we were having a good time (not like that u perv) and well as it turns out, i got food poisoning from the chicken and had to spend a while in the john, and by the time i got out (even after rushing it), it was time for her to go home.
2007-11-28 23:17:58
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answered by McMoose--RIPYAHS 6
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When I was in college I worked as a shoe salesman.
One time a lady was putting on a shoe while I was on the stool in front of her.
While she was bent over I sneezed a wad on her hair.
I didn't have the nerve to tell her.
Is that juicy enough?
2007-11-28 23:20:19
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answered by ya-who 5
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The time when I was in a meeting and I got up and take a break and I started my period unknown to me and it broke the dam and even flowed down my leg. I went home early that day.
2007-11-28 23:16:43
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answered by beyondthelimit 5
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A friend of mine was talking to her crush, but then I came in and she turned around after saying bye to him. We started chatting and her crush's friend came along and he stole her candy, let's just say she didn't get it back.
So she was extremely pissed cause she is a chocolate nut! 20 minutes later when, we're walking outside she see's the candy-stealer next to her crush and walks up to him and starts asking for her candy. He refused and so she was going to playfully slap him, when I pushed her (I know mean) resulting in the slap being incredibly hard. But get this, the candy-stealer ducked and she slapped her crush across the face so hard - his face turned red!
That's not all, she turned red, and then started stuttering an apology when the candy-stealer came behind her and pushed her into her crush causing her to fall and bring her crush down with her. She was basically straddling him and doesn't realize it, until he asks her to get off. At this point she is embarassed beyond recognition! She got off and apoligizing ran away.
It was the best lunch period of my life, I got a ton of laughs!
2007-11-28 23:21:54
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answered by >Jazmin< 7
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well when i was i kid i ate about 4 candy bars in the store once lol when i was like 5 im 13 now so its still a little embarrasing
and remember i didnt pay for them i just took them from the shelf and ate them
2007-11-28 23:16:13
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answered by Anonymous
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Years ago I took my nephew to the mall and we walked outside of the store and he said to me "I just took something and someone from the store is following us" so I said "give it to me" and as he did I turned around and handed it to the store manager and he said "don't ever come back to the store again. Boy was I embarassed!!
2007-11-28 23:23:52
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answered by Sylvia C 3
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