2007-11-28 14:13:41 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Wedding- If you go up to the bride or groom and say, "I can't believe you chose him/her!" Wouldn't that be terrible?
Funeral- "About time this happened"
2007-11-28 14:18:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
At a wedding, "I remember when you were sleeping with (fill in the blank)."
At a funeral, "This is the best she has ever looked. Maybe she should have come in here every day while she was living and have them put on her makeup."
2007-11-29 01:08:16 · answer #2 · answered by nana4dakids 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A wedding?
"Yes, I do have something to declare!" followed by, "This wedding is absolute c**p!" or "The woman you're about to marry is really a man!"
A funeral?
"Congratulations!" or "So, what are you going to spend the insurance money on?!"
2007-11-28 14:24:55 · answer #3 · answered by Watsit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At a wedding: And this too shall pass!
At a funeral: God does everything for our good!
2007-11-29 01:41:51 · answer #4 · answered by Sam 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At a wedding: "Who's the b**ch in the white dress?"
At a funeral: "Dude (*shaking the deceased*), Wake up!!! You're missing the the party".
2007-11-28 15:05:59 · answer #5 · answered by Magic Mouse 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if it,s at a wedding i would say "she wearing white this time around "
if it,s at a funeral it all depends if the person was creamnated
i would "is this a ash tray ".
if it was a standard funeral it would be "where,s the buffet table ".
2007-11-28 14:40:38 · answer #6 · answered by atlantismeditation@sbcglobal.net 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funeral - I really didn't like him anyways
Wedding- Did you know he has 2 other wives
2007-11-28 14:17:23 · answer #7 · answered by my_blue_eyes 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funeral: let's party!
2007-11-28 14:16:57 · answer #8 · answered by Handsome Black guy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wedding - Better luck next time buddy.
Funeral - So now that your husband is out of the picture, you're available right?
2007-11-28 14:17:21 · answer #9 · answered by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Wedding:
Hey baby! why are you gettin married to that other man?!
Funeral: Why is everyone looking so sad?,that dude isnt really dead..I was just talking to him!
2007-11-28 14:16:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋