2007-11-28 12:59:16 · 8 answers · asked by Hot Coco Puff 7 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Kosher Everything --- Turkey Pepperoni --- Cause I'm A Turkey Kind Of Guy, - Turkey Sausage - - - Cause I Don't Eat Pork -- I'm Jewish, Man --- Turkey Ham --- It's Just Gonna Be That Way --- Green & Black Olives --- I Love Olives --- Onions -- Sweet And Tangy Side --- Banana Peppers, Green Peppers, Jalepeno Peppers -- To Get Me Out Of My Depression --- Tomatoes -- Cancer Fighting Vegetable --- All Veggies
Because,Have Ya Ever Been Jewish And Go To Grab A Pizza In The Store And Have To Settle For 'Cheese' Pizza, Because Of All The Pizzas Are Pork? They Make Everything In The Way Of A Pizza, But If You Can't Eat It, What The Heck. They Need To Make Vegetable Pizzas! Actually They Did Once, And They Seen ME Buying Them All Of The Time, So They Stopped Purchasing Them From Tony's Pizza Factory. Why Stop A Good Thing Man?... I'm Sure The Jewish People Really Appreciated That! So Now, If You Buy The Cheapest Cheese Pizza, Which Is Tony's Brand At $2.00-$3.00, Then You Have To Buy 'Turkey' Pepperoni, Which Is $3.50-$4.00 A Package, That's If You Don't Want Vegetables On Your Pizza. Time Your Done, You Have $10.00 In A Tony's Pizza That You Might As Well Buy From Pizza Hut And Let Them Do The Work...But They Don't Have 'Turkey' Pepperoni... And I Am Sure I Don't Know How They'll React If You Take Some 'Turkey' Pepperoni In There And Ask Them To Put It On Your Pizza Before They Bake It!
I'm Serious Man, The Gentiles Have Got It Made In The Food Industry, Pork Is Cheaper And Everything. Next Time Your At The Frozen Food Section, Look How Many Varieties Of Pizzas And Brands There Are --- Meat Trio, Meat Lovers, Sausage, Pepperoni, Deep Dish Pepperoni, Combination (With Veggies & Pork Toppings), Everything Man... Not A Single Veggie Lovers Or Anything. How Many Jewish People Are In The USA Anyway? Besides, Their Teachings Restrict Them From Eating Anything Pork, Even A Cheese Pizza, If It Was Made In The Same Earthen Vessel Or Oven As The Pork Pizza Beside It. Hebrew National Hotdogs Ought To Start Making Pizzas, But Then Again, Hebrew National Is A Division Of Kraft Foods Which Also Produces Pork In The Same Meat Grinders. No Wonder My Tummy Aches!
2007-11-30 09:02:54 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would be a supreme pizza. the toppings would represent my ever changing personality cuz im never just one thing. some days ill be goth, and others ill be hippie. my toopings would represent the label that you cannot place on me :P
2007-11-28 23:14:43 · answer #2 · answered by younowho9192 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Portobello mushrooms, beef tomatoes, bassil, extra olive oil, and a lot of muzzarella cheese, I love pizza! Star!
2007-11-28 21:13:30 · answer #3 · answered by BeautifulLife 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my pizza toppings would represent an angry young man. franks red hot, sausage, and onion
2007-11-28 21:12:59 · answer #4 · answered by Joe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tomato sauce because it is spicey and good for you.
Cheese, represents happiness because it makes you smile when you say it.
Sausage represents chewiness.
Olives because they are good.
Onions to help with the bad breath.
2007-11-28 21:48:21 · answer #5 · answered by Tigger 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cheese pizza, just plain ordinary me.
2007-11-28 21:31:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lots of different cheeses and then I'd watch a cheesy romantic flick to go along with it.
2007-11-29 00:16:11 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Celebrity Hotline♥ (Thumbs up!) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In all honesty I would prefer to be cheesy bread. :) Is that okay?
2007-11-28 22:04:39 · answer #8 · answered by Trina™ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋