Jock was out working the field when a barnstormer landed.
"I'll give you an airplane ride for £5," said the pilot.
"Sorry, cannae afford it," replied Jock.
"Tell you what," said the pilot, "I'll give you and your wife a free ride if you promise not to yell. Otherwise it'll be £10."
So up they went and the pilot rolled, looped, stalled and did all he could to scare Jock. Nothing worked and the defeated pilot finally landed the plane. Turning around to the rear seat he said, "Gotta hand it to you. For country folk you sure are brave!"
"Aye," said Jock "But ye nearly had me there when the wife fell oot!"
2007-11-28 12:22:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
that was a punch line that I was not expecting, thanks for the laugh.
2007-11-28 14:26:13 · answer #1 · answered by Hannah's Grandpa 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL That was good! I think Jock had a lot of guts because if his wife made it, he's going to be in a lot of trouble. lol
2007-11-28 14:29:29 · answer #2 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they might have had guts but no brains -- i can not understand how she could have fallen out since in a two seater the both would have been packed in tight and since the pilot was in the rear seat would have seen your fall out!!!
2007-11-28 12:57:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Suzie s , that was a riot. Thanks for the chuckle at the end of a very long day.
HEY, I see uncle smiley is back . Wonder if he has heard from the country cuzzins?
2007-11-28 14:44:32 · answer #4 · answered by Donna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aye, a champion for the Scots -- (chuckle)
2007-11-29 02:27:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor wuman,, poor Jock! ,,hehe
2007-11-28 14:49:27 · answer #6 · answered by ncgirl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good! Yes they had guts and nerves of still!
2007-11-28 13:25:42 · answer #7 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh No. that was very funny. poor Jock.
2007-11-28 12:29:32 · answer #8 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Great variation, but still very funny! Have another star!
2007-11-28 12:30:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
YEP LMAO DID JOCK AND HIS WIFE HAVE GUTS? JOCK DID HAVE GUTS? BYE SWEETHEART, 10LBS IS 10 LBS.
2007-11-28 13:15:59 · answer #10 · answered by ahsoasho2u2 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes that made me chuckle!
2007-11-28 12:36:24 · answer #11 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋