Help. I know I have a cold. But WHAT to do about the itching.?

Question

My Noes and Willy are itchy on the inside and out.I have had quite a few colds in my life,but the Willy part ! NO. It is like I need to sneez out my Willy. Have fun and don't get this.(My Noes is driping but my Willy is not.)

Answer 1

Starve the cold and feed your willie . I guess you need an on -call nurse to come in a take his temperature , BP and other vital signs. Poor willy huh?

Answer 2

Well just take a realy loooooooong thin hair pin and.....well stick it up.......and wiggle it about. You will either cure the itch or pass out from the pain either way problem solved.