With so many battered women out there, I don't understand?

Question

Do they taste better battered or raw?


It's a joke. Don't get mad.

Here come the torches and pitchforks.

thanks Tink. Just trying to lighten the mood with a play on words. It's like I condone domestic violence.

Answer 1

Well that all depends on the quality of tartar sauce my friend. If it's really good then tempura is THE way to go. And much safer, I believe, in this day and age.

I can think, however, of more enjoyable ways to eat a woman raw ...

OMG!!!!

Did I just type that?

That's it ... I'm goin' straight to h*ll ...

Tee hee hee!

Any hey ... if we can't laugh at the absurd ... depressing .. or psycho on occasion ~ we'll all end up in loony bin eventually. Laughter helps us to cope and heals the soul ...

Peace to you Rick.

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Answer 2

I was about to really clobber your @ss because I have known many battered women.
But then I decided to read your profile. What you are doing for us over there in Iraq, I can forgive a lapse in good taste and sensitivity. Sometimes humor can turn bizarre in certain circumstances. God Bless You Sir and Thank You.

Answer 3

I read Tink's answer before I read the Question. Bless you, my Darling for serving in our places in a situation I couldn't be in. May God keep you and all your Brothers and Sisters as safe as possible and bring you all Home.

I vote for tempura fried. It's quicker and seals in the flavour.

Answer 4

I like my plain...with just a little bit of salt on them.

Answer 5

you sir are an insensitive jerk.