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Two days ago a i purchased a box of colored pencils, when i opened the box a chipmunk leapt out and attempted to latch onto my face but he narrowley missed and landed in a hotdog vendor behind me. the chipmunk was accidentaly served to a man as a hotdog. The man ate the entire chipmunk and got a taste of blood in his mouth and he wanted more. The man went about the zoo and ate every animal in it. unfortunatley he did it in front of small children who were horrified. a special ops team was called in to take him out. the team met the man and they ended up being very swell friends and having a tea party together. i conclude my story with this question; where can i buy a good pair of waterproof boots?

2007-11-28 10:56:57 · 9 answers · asked by Gateway 3 in Home & Garden Cleaning & Laundry

9 answers

I would try Walmart. Or any shoe store.

2007-11-28 11:09:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Did you know that it's against the law to eat animals that are endangered. Just because it's in a zoo, does not mean that you can go around killing animals willy-nilly and eating them.

A chipmonk will not fit into a box of pencils. They are too big. Far too big.

Therefore your story must be a lie.

Swat teams are trained not to befriend their targets.

Therefore, your story is a lie.

Waterproof boots? Try army surplus.

Thanks,

2007-11-28 11:08:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sporting goods store!

2007-11-28 11:03:55 · answer #3 · answered by SunLover 4 · 0 0

Honestly you totally just made my day. I can't stop laughing at that story lol!
Try Bass Pro Shops or Dick's.

2007-11-28 11:02:07 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Buy them from the man who cleans up after the elephants.

2007-11-28 11:01:04 · answer #5 · answered by don_sv_az 7 · 0 0

I can't believe I actually read the whole thing. lol Any shoe store should have some rubber boots.:)

2007-11-28 11:30:10 · answer #6 · answered by Backwoods Barbie 7 · 0 0

That sure got my attention.

Camping supplies stores are helpful. Or just your neighborhood sporting goods store.

2007-11-28 11:05:28 · answer #7 · answered by calamari kid 5 · 0 0

Your at the zoo(if you dont live there)..so cut the waders.off of the ducks!

2007-11-28 11:05:49 · answer #8 · answered by pcbeachrat 7 · 0 0

anywhere the chipmunk was

2007-11-28 11:41:22 · answer #9 · answered by Lady Justice 1 · 0 0

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