Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newly-wed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks." The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.
The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
The old man replied, "No problem at all, Pastor."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor. The pastor went to the middle-aged couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
The man replied, "The first week was not too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yes, we made it."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor. The pastor then went to the newly-wed couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?"
"No Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied sadly.
"What happened?" inquired the pastor.
"My wife was reaching for a can of paint on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there."
"You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the pastor.
"We know," said the young man, "We're not welcome at 'Do it All' any more either."
2007-11-28 10:09:54 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
GREAT !!! I guess "Do it all" is like "Home Depot" HUH?
Who's going to report you? Playboy? Did you do a Centerfold?
I'm confused.
2007-11-28 10:16:14 · answer #1 · answered by Dan Bueno 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
This better not be your last joke! There are some people who just don't have a sense of humour and if you do get reported let us all know. We could all report him for not having an SOH. Bet he's a barrel of laughs over at the Jokes & Riddles section! We all love your jokes etc. xx
When our youngest was a toddler we went to B&Q one Saturday when at one point we couldn't find Steffi, we heard a lot of people laughing and thought "Oh No what's she doing!" We caught her, in the Bathroom dept, just in time as she was about to have a tinkle on one of the toilets!
2007-11-28 11:19:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Amazing,I copped a right eyefull that day,I was the lucky guy who caught the paint can....and got banned for having a spitroast...
2007-11-28 10:32:14 · answer #3 · answered by stealth13uk 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Heh: Decent Joke- I enjoyed it
2007-11-28 10:13:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
thanks suzie s its 1 30 am in the morning i was just about to go to bed and now the belly laugh has taken my chance of sleep away....never mind ime always open to a good joke...thank you ...seamanab
2007-11-29 01:35:26 · answer #5 · answered by seamanab 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry, Playboy would probably enjoy the publicity too!
2007-11-28 11:25:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Thought that was a do-it-yourself shop ? (chuckle)
Hang around, don't go away --- just tell your playboy friend not to kiss and tell.
2007-11-29 01:20:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely wicked! Just what I needed!
2007-11-28 10:19:50 · answer #8 · answered by Heidi W 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Someone has copied this and put it in Religion.
Not as good as your usual stuff.
2007-11-29 03:10:06 · answer #9 · answered by Jadore 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love that joke Suzie. thanks . the older I get the more I forget. Now find I can reread books and hear jokes again and still find them funny.
2007-11-28 11:09:53 · answer #10 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋