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does anyone remember the yugo? how many jokes about this car do you know?

2007-11-28 09:19:46 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cars & Transportation Car Makes Other - Car Makes

oh. i dont own one. ive just seen many of them in a junk yard,

2007-11-28 10:44:20 · update #1

18 answers

I believe the proper term is "ZILCH"

2007-11-28 12:55:37 · answer #1 · answered by Liam S 2 · 0 0

The rear window defrosters were there so you could keep your hands warm while pushing it.

You triple the value of a Yugo by filling the gas tank.

2007-11-28 09:24:12 · answer #2 · answered by sprcpt 6 · 2 0

My buddy had one and we took the engine out and put a 350 v8 into it with some major frame work. Some guy offered to buy it for like 500 bucks but we said no. That thing so so ugly after we had to pull the body panels off, but man did it rip off some tread.

2007-11-28 09:40:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

And there's a whole string of 'em about the infamous little east german car called the trabi, if I have the name right.
Here's one:
A rich texan car collector hears about the trabi and must have one for his collection. So he calls around and orders one up. Of course, it's gonna take 6 years, since he has to wait in line like all the rest of the poor commies.
After 6 years, it's delivered and he complains to a friend "I waited 6 years for this thing, and they only sent me a plastic model of it". Ha - the joke is, it's mostly made of plastic, I guess.
ROFL? well, ok/

2007-11-28 09:24:11 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 1 1

I have two:

How do you double the value of a Yugo?

Fill it with gas.

Why do Yugo's have rear defrosters?

To keep your hands warm when you are pushing it.

That's it, I'm done.

2007-11-28 09:22:51 · answer #5 · answered by PMack 7 · 6 0

That was the $2K car imported from Yugoslavia. Worthless, couldn't get parts. disappeared from social consciousness decades ago. Sorry, no jokes unless you're over 30.

2007-11-28 09:26:27 · answer #6 · answered by Special K 2 · 2 0

One was blown off the Mackinaw Bridge( Michigan) with a lady inside years ago......

how much does that make them worth?

2007-11-28 09:24:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yanked-Under-Grown-Opel

2007-11-28 12:32:55 · answer #8 · answered by Tom R 2 · 0 0

Hahahahhaaaaaaaahahahaaahahaha choke gasp.

I don't think scrap yards would pay more than $10 for one.

2007-11-28 09:23:30 · answer #9 · answered by WooleyBooley again 7 · 4 0

$12 not much there to scrap
Yugo get new car this one junk..

2007-11-28 09:23:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Depends on how much to want to pay me to take it off your hands.

2007-11-28 09:22:10 · answer #11 · answered by fluffernut 7 · 2 0

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