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My wife and I did this about a month ago. The day after making love, we popped the DVD in and we’re sitting on the couch together holding hands getting ready for what we thought was going to be something beautiful and sexy. OH MY GOD! Who were those fat old people on TV? We watched about 8 minutes (coincidently enough, that’s how long our love making took) and by the end of the DVD we were both on separate ends of the couch curled up in the fetus position rocking back and forth all the while trying not to look at the DVD but it was like a car crash where you have to look…a horribly naked car crash.

She kept saying, “Look at my asss! Is that what I look like from behind?” Oh, helll no! We’re burning this damn thing up!”
And of course I didn’t hear her because I kept saying over and over again, “Do I really make that face during sex?”

Porn should be left to the professionals!

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2007-11-28 09:13:13 · 8 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

8 answers

Awwww...that is the best story ever! lol. And since you were able to confess, I will too.

I did it once and my reaction was exactly like yours. I couldn't even watch it bc I was so distrubed! And of course my bf loved it! lol.

Your story was great! I'm gonna give you a star for being so open and honest. lol.

2007-11-28 09:18:57 · answer #1 · answered by basmusiq 5 · 2 0

LOL, yes. We actually looked like idiots. I never relized that it looks very different in real life then it does in movies. We laughed our butts off. It looks nothing like the professional pornos. Know what you mean by the weird faces and jiggling body parts. Both my husband and I had a few hangups after watching it, but we got over it.

Shredded the DVD though. Never to be seen again......

2007-11-28 17:16:53 · answer #2 · answered by cajun24 5 · 1 0

No way. Uh-uh. I have been pulling not so harmless pranks all my life. I know the backlash that could happen with one of those videos. Every time I hear about some celebrity's porn tape leaking out to the public, I just shake my head because people actually LISTEN to those idiots and think their opinion matters when they are so CLUELESS.

And my friend taped her and her husband doing it and I guess they got 15 minutes of their feet kicking around. I wouldnt have wanted to see that either--not even for blackmail purposes.

2007-11-28 21:16:54 · answer #3 · answered by Valkyrie 7 · 1 0

LOL.
First and foremost, sorry to hear that went so wrong.

To answer your question. .
no, but it sounds fun! ^___^

For anyone who wants to try something like that, I would say make sure you're both rather vain to start with (I know I am), then there should be no problem watching yourselves because to you, you always look good.

2007-11-28 18:35:27 · answer #4 · answered by neonshadowwarrior 2 · 1 0

Yes and I was rather impressed with myself. Especially since I had multiple women on the tape. But had to destroy it before someone found out how naughty I was....darn, that could have been a best seller

2007-11-28 17:18:28 · answer #5 · answered by Buddy Love 5 · 2 1

no, I never have and after reading this I will never either

2007-11-28 17:18:01 · answer #6 · answered by cheri h 7 · 3 1

Once, and it will never happen again....

2007-11-28 18:08:28 · answer #7 · answered by mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 7 · 2 0

he he he....reality bites!!!...it really, really does!

2007-11-28 20:02:34 · answer #8 · answered by hippiechick 6 · 1 0

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