My wife and I did this about a month ago. The day after making love, we popped the DVD in and we’re sitting on the couch together holding hands getting ready for what we thought was going to be something beautiful and sexy. OH MY GOD! Who were those fat old people on TV? We watched about 8 minutes (coincidently enough, that’s how long our love making took) and by the end of the DVD we were both on separate ends of the couch curled up in the fetus position rocking back and forth all the while trying not to look at the DVD but it was like a car crash where you have to look…a horribly naked car crash.
She kept saying, “Look at my asss! Is that what I look like from behind?” Oh, helll no! We’re burning this damn thing up!”
And of course I didn’t hear her because I kept saying over and over again, “Do I really make that face during sex?”
Porn should be left to the professionals!
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2007-11-28
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