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And the monkey has unwrapped all the presents and was tearing up the toys and even got in the fridge and ruined Christmas breakfast by eating all the pastries and such?

2007-11-28 08:02:14 · 16 answers · asked by ShrunkenFro™ 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Unfortunately I would act on impulse and beat that monkey's a*ss with the broom. I would go into a rage and really hurt it. Afterward I would probably feel guilty and apologize to the monkey, and nurse it back to health.

2007-11-28 08:08:10 · answer #1 · answered by Bee Biscuits 6 · 3 0

The monkey would be but a memory i have 3 good sized dogs. The monkey better come packing a gun.

2007-11-28 16:21:02 · answer #2 · answered by redd headd 7 · 1 0

man that would be so funny i wouldn't be able to help it i would be crackin up!!!! then i'd be like ok kids here is your christmas present a new pet monkey...now clean up the mess!!

2007-11-28 16:06:11 · answer #3 · answered by colleen 2 · 1 0

Then we'd be having fresh monkey brains for lunch.

2007-11-28 18:42:32 · answer #4 · answered by BDWW 3 · 1 0

I'd have me a nice pair of monkey head slippers.

2007-11-28 16:10:25 · answer #5 · answered by FlowerChild 4 · 2 0

Haven't you always wanted a monkey?!

2007-11-28 16:20:33 · answer #6 · answered by Sarcastibitch 4 · 1 0

well besides the chaos

I would've gotten my christmas WISH!!

( i desperatley want a pet monkey!)

2007-11-28 16:23:25 · answer #7 · answered by .sincerious. 6 · 1 0

ahem ....how soon we forget ...Which question that you ask and got a violation hurt your feelings the most?


I said...{weeeping ...... weeeeping }..... I was sorry


I have gone into animal rehab and will start with a full body shave and claw trimming.

2007-11-28 23:09:18 · answer #8 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 2 0

I would scream and probably pp in my pants before I hollered for help

2007-11-28 19:10:34 · answer #9 · answered by grits 2 · 1 0

Lol. That would be interesting. I would wonder how it got there, or who bought it for xmas and let it out of its cage.

2007-11-28 16:06:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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