how in the world do you get rid of gophers???

Answer 1

A) Get a dog
B) set traps
C) Juicy Fruit Gum--2 sticks rolled together stuck in hole. Gopher eats, gets plugged up and dies.
D) try to catch it no, try to trap it, no, give up and hope that it goes to the neighbors yard, YES!!!!

Answer 2

Kill the grubs in your yard, and theyll go elsewhere looking for food.

A safe 'home remedy' for this is, of all things, to spread Castor Oil over the yard.

There are also some insecticides you can purchase from your local nursery, or hardware store which you can spread using a seed or fertilizer spreader.

Of course, you can always go with poison and traps, but then youve got to deal with the dead critters... much cleaner to just run them off, hehehe

Have Fun

Answer 3

Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all da golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.

Answer 4

unfortunately, kill them