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dear god if you are almighty, powerful and everywhere am I writing this or are you telling me to write this?

2007-11-28 22:25:37 · answer #1 · answered by Bibsy 2 · 0 0

Hello????
Why in the world did you think we could all get along down here? Couldn't you have AT LEAST tempered the impetus to conquer everything that isn't currently controlled by someone? It may be punishment for the idiots that think the world is theirs for the taking but it's really droll and not humorous for the rest of us!
Can you change that for us, Big Guy?

2007-11-28 15:51:25 · answer #2 · answered by dasupr 4 · 0 0

If 'He' was on-line that would mean he would exist wouldn't it? so...

Hey God, just to say i'm like soooo sorry about all the blasphemy and stuff i really didn't mean it, please do not smite me, I'll be good, honest to God i will. Wait actually scrap that last bit, i honestly will..

Of course he may not exist, therefore my message would be:

Hey God, just wondering what's going on with you lately, i mean you haven't answered any of my messages....

2007-11-28 15:08:20 · answer #3 · answered by David 4 · 2 0

Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare
Why? Because I would like Him to see I am spreading His glories. I would also like Him to see. Your God is my God. Krishna, Allah, Jehovah, Vishnu, Rama, etc.) One Supreme God with many Names. In this way He will see me trying to unite all my brothers and sisters and His children. He is so Unlimietdly Kind. World Peace

2007-11-28 16:12:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Why are people smart enough to answer a question but not smart enough to have an avater or picture. Kinda bugs me.
Prerequisit i was thinking.

2007-11-28 15:57:51 · answer #5 · answered by Travis James 4 · 0 0

"Would you kindly leave in short, jerky motions and take all these religious nutters of all persuasions with you - 'cos if I am starting to believe you exist - I need serious psychiatric councelling"

2007-11-29 09:36:06 · answer #6 · answered by John W 3 · 0 0

What happened to peace and love? (the market seems to be slipping a bit on those commodities)

2007-11-28 15:44:25 · answer #7 · answered by megalomaniac 7 · 2 0

I agree, God is always around - reading this over my shoulder!
I would just like to try and express my love and repect and gratitude to Him!

2007-11-28 14:58:17 · answer #8 · answered by --Wedded--Bliss-- 3 · 1 2

I'd probably send him spam and sign him up for mailing lists like the Church of Satan, or some Gay Rights website.

2007-11-28 14:58:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

GOD is always on line i would thanks for everything he has done for us, and i would say to help the world live in harmony world peace.

2007-11-28 15:00:07 · answer #10 · answered by Therry 2 · 0 1

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