Tommy is a young boy, just potty trained. When he goes to the bathroom though, Tommy manages to hit everything but the toilet. So his mom has to go in and clean up after him. After two weeks, she has had enough, and takes Tommy to the doctor.
After the examination, the doctor said, "His unit is too small. An old wives' tale is to give him two slices of toast each morning, and his unit will grow so he can hold it and aim straight."
The next morning Tommy jumped out of bed and ran downstairs to the kitchen. There on the table, are twelve slices of toast.
"Mom!" Tommy yells. "The doctor said I only had to eat two slices of toast."
"I know." said his mother. "The other ten are for your father."
2007-11-28 06:37:15 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
I resent the implication (yuk yuk)
2007-11-28 06:50:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
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Once you do that then you can start to worry about getting back together with your ex, other wise you will find that you are fighting about all the same things and getting no where. Do what it takes and I promise things will work out in your favor.
The funny thing is I came to the realization that I had to change a little too late. After I was kicked out and after I was about to lose the only things that truly mattered to me - her love. A funny thing happens when we truly love someone and lose them. We do what ever it takes to get them back. For me I had to drop bad habits that had caused not only our relationship to sour but practically every other relationship I had had in the past. Not only with women, but with friends, co-workers, family, you name it.
Which is why I say to you as my ex at the time said to me, the only thing you can do is change yourself. Work on yourself and improve on the person that you already are. Drop the negative things in your life that don't belong there and you will see all of your relationships start to take off to new heights.
2016-04-28 21:59:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Suzie that joke really cheered me I haven't been very well to-day, so Playboy can report me as well for having a good laugh. And Suzie I will send him 10 loaves and some little fishes, we call them little tiddlers in Scotland. ha ha ha ha. Dont let the tiddler stop you from cheering me up.
2007-11-28 07:42:27 · answer #3 · answered by Angel Bonnie 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
That is the truth. I have to clean up around the toilet and I cant begin to imagine how they can make such a mess.
2007-11-28 12:13:43 · answer #4 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
True to form as ever! LOL. Don't know where you get 'em from but hope they don't run out!
(if certain people do not possess a sense of humour they should avoid your posts....there was nothing rude or vulgar about this one!)
2007-11-28 08:57:03 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A guy who thought he was a playboy used to go to our club, after talking to his ex girlfriend we nicknamed him wee tiny man, it used to upset him something terrible, what is wrong with playboy.???
Is he really going to report Suzie for giving us a good laugh, I have heard worse than that in here. Loved the joke. hehehe.
2007-11-28 07:28:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
This was so funny, I wonder how many guys are going to be after you for this, not me, but it was a funny joke, keep it up(I mean, the jokes).
2007-11-28 07:05:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
I knew I should have been eating my toast, do you think it is too late to start?
2007-11-28 06:53:09 · answer #8 · answered by Hannah's Grandpa 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I was wondering why the doctor took me off of all bread products!!!
2007-11-28 07:14:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahah, eat your toast young man, whose gonna make the donuts?
2007-11-28 10:19:29 · answer #10 · answered by Cheryl 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋