Please help, she's a very crafty lady and I would hate to disappoint her.
2007-11-28 05:19:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
These people are all either trying to be funny, or not that smart. I will break it down for you. Heres what she means ( I know cause she told my sister same thing last year). Santas fat right? And meat makes you fat right? So first, you must stuff it with LOTS of meat. Secondly, all these cotton balls, etc that people above me speak of are kinda of a good idea, but I got. a better one. Ill just dye this long "thing" of a beard I have white and put my chin "down there" Sorry, I cant do it during the meat stuffing....not my cup of tea. Thirdly, slap it several times to give it the "rosy red cheeks " look.
2007-11-28 06:11:15 · answer #1 · answered by Ssshhhh Im becoming aroused™ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Who's Marla? Another of your fish eating friends? Put some shaving cream on your diddlebox. Put a hat on it too. And then send me photos. I told the Canadian guy down the hall about you. He'll be sending you a kiss by wire soon. Just like the singing frog in Bugs.
2007-11-28 05:32:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I don't know her as a contact or anything, but she's a hot little number just the same. Have you checked out the LED christmas lights? They aren't quite as hot to the touch. Best wishes.
2007-11-28 05:24:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hello? Whipped cream!
2007-11-28 05:43:12 · answer #4 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Johnny The Drunk said he's gonnna report himself...
Geez! I never thought of that...
I was thinking to myself the other day that I don't get enough violations now days...only one today...that's a great idea...I'll report myself...LMAO...
Thanks, Johnny...LMAO...
2007-11-28 06:24:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Marlas a hard gal to please. Just give her money and nice things that should make her happy
2007-11-28 06:09:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa is a dirty ole man
2007-11-28 06:24:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is filth pure filth. my virgin eyes can not take anymore of this. i can never look at Santa the same way.*stomps out*
2007-11-28 06:18:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It means add more whipped cream.
2007-11-28 06:03:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give me your address. I have cotton balls, red acrylic paint, glitter, glue, and macaroni. I'm ALL over it.
2007-11-28 05:35:06 · answer #10 · answered by Miss Megan Up4Grabs 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋