What can I do to get my boyfriend away from his video games so we can have sexy time?

Question

The ninja dance with the fish sticks to Carrie Underwood was a no go. If I don't hook up soon, I'm going to one of my contacts houses.

Answer 1

try disabling the set on the sly. Or walk around in your most sexy clothes and try to hover around him. Better still why not jump him.Sure he'll like that.

Answer 2

Just treat yourself to some kinky lingerie. Start by doing small things for him like a kiss when you bring him a drink. Make excuses to talk to him and interupt his gaming, and each time either someway touch him gently or lose a peice of clothing, if he doesn't notice get your new lingerie on next time he has a bathroom break, sit in his chair or on his bed where ever he sit's suring his gaming time and pull a sexy pose. Tell him he's been neglecting you for too long ;]

And if that doesn't work I'd give up hope, Pull the akward conversation and talk about, or next time he wants sexy time, whenever that may be. Ignore him. A taste of his own medicine will do his sorry bum good!

Answer 3

Find your Fusebox, and flip it to cut off power to that outlet with the Video Game and TV Plugged in ... and then .. .when he is gone from the house, put it in a Storage Locker with a LOCK on it! If he doesn't get the message then, I don't know what to say! (was a Long Term Single Parent of TWO children)

Answer 4

Oh dear!! It is truly a sad sad world we live in....

There are so many people out there that underestimate your sneakiness and your cunning-ness Nasty....

How sad indeed that so many people take you for a fool...."Oh! Oh! Stand in front of the TV...that'll do the trick!" And then people wonder why the divorce rate is so high....

So here's the fact in the matter....Studies have shown that as video games become more interesting.....girls become less interesting....the only way to really compete is to beat him at his own game...

Learn the game he's into....practice when he's not home...and after a week or so...you can sit down next to him plug in and school him.....after you beat his *** raw at his own game he will most likely jump you.....but by then you'll be like "Get off me loser!! I'm at the boss....If you wanna turn me on...go do the dishes chump!"

This is what my ex did.....she got so into the games that she realized I was unnecessary and became a game head lesbian...

What? Did I even answer the question?? GOD men are idiots!!

Answer 5

1. Pretend you need help with something like schlepping a rug or boxes to get him over. 2. Have the aroma of something he likes to eat meeting you and him at the door when you two arrive. 3. Once you are both in and coats off hand him a store bought invitation inviting him to visit your you know what. While he's reading the invitation you'll be on the bed wearing your new pink lingerie with the bedroom door open .The rest is history. Good Luck

Answer 6

You could try sexy clothing. Kissing the nape of his neck, nibbling on his ear. Or just go for the gusto and while he's playing his game, put your hand down his pants. If that doesn't work, I'm not sure.

And I just have to add I like video games but when it's sexy time I don't wait to save I just shut the game off. Sexy time is much better.

Answer 7

Put on a school girl outfit and do the robot like Molly Shannon in the movie Superstar. Then make him smell your armpits! Those pheromones will get him going.

Answer 8

The best way to get him away is to not give him anything for a while... if he's use to getting it when he wants it then don't that lets him know that if he dosen't want to do it when you want then you arn't going to do it whenever he wants.. i know that its hard to turn it down when he wants it cause it's probably far and few between ... Plus another that might work is try something that takes his mind off the games and on to you... Such as sexy lingerie... body paint... strawberries and chocolate... be creative and give him something that make him want you.. if it's games he's into make a sexy game... you can buy them you know.. visit your nearest sex store.. !!

Answer 9

I play video games alot too. Ps3 to be exact.. My gf watches me play too. but alot she wants sexy time while i play and i just dont wznna put down the remote so she often just shuts it off on me like turns the tv off,.. Or she will stzart to massage me .. than move to my leg than take it from there.. While she does tht i cant concintrate so i just give up to her

Answer 10

Walk around the house naked and if he shows more interest in the games then in you, then walk out. Either that or hide the videogames and get him interested in something else.