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NO! The Chinese are trying to kill us with all of their lead based junk!! They can't kill Santa too!

2007-11-28 03:14:27 · answer #1 · answered by It's just me 2 · 2 0

The elves make and Santa gives the toys for free.. i don't think even the Chinese can beat that..

2007-11-28 11:19:45 · answer #2 · answered by exsft 7 · 2 0

This has already occurred. In the spring on 1986, The elves formed a union against Mr Kringle, and Kringle being the morally bankrupt jerk that he was found cheaper labor elsewhere, thus enslaving all the Chinese to do his bidding.

2007-11-28 11:12:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Well... since Santa and his elves are not from the USA, I do believe their jobs are already outsourced.

2007-11-29 15:07:10 · answer #4 · answered by BeachBum 7 · 1 0

N O!! The Elves are all volunteers and so is Santa!

2007-11-28 18:46:40 · answer #5 · answered by Vagabond5879 7 · 1 0

I think that has already happened a few years ago. See how many childrens xmas presents say "Made in China" i bet there is quite a few. There economy is so strong why do you think they are one of the permanent members of the security council along with France, Russia, U.S.A and the U.K. who also happen to be the 5 biggest arms manufacturers and suppliers in the world. Coincidence you think?

2007-11-28 11:50:57 · answer #6 · answered by Roger Henderson 1 · 1 1

I always thought the elves worked for the sheer joy of it... how could you get a cheaper workforce than that?

2007-11-28 11:25:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I can't wait to see pictures of Santa's Sweatshop. Those poor little children assembling the lead laden toys.

2007-11-28 11:13:45 · answer #8 · answered by Zardoz 7 · 1 1

Fantastic question, made me laugh and think about how outsourcing to chinese is taking over industry sectors everywhere.

2007-11-28 11:13:09 · answer #9 · answered by dowsann 2 · 1 1

How do you know they aren't already? Santa already gives toys that are made in China and laced with lead.

2007-11-28 11:11:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

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