A warning on a lighter warning you to "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN".
A door with a sign on it that says "NO ENTRY" but still has a knob.
One way streets that join other streets that rejoin the one you're on.
The sign says "STOP" but never disclaims that you are allowed to go again once you have stopped.
A sign that says form 1 lane but does not specify to form to lanes when it widens again.
Coffee shops that don't sell coffee flavoured coffee.
Muffin shops that sell coffee and coffee shops that sell muffins - what's the difference?
Ads that tell you to "Say no to drugs" but don't warn you to stay away from dealers.
People who tell Mormons to go away because they don't want to hear their religious opinion, but are happy to yell after them with theirs.
Sad Clowns - how is that funny.
Happy clowns - being a tautology, how does that make it funnier.
Clowns - not really funny, are they.
Clown cars - it'd be funnier to play on expectations and have NO CLOWNS
2007-11-28
02:52:54
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