I should probably stop stabbing this guy in front of you. As a matter of fact walk over there and sing the entire score to west side story while finish killing this guy.
2007-11-28 18:03:09
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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You shouldn't ask a cop: Did you know that your Mom said I was so good last night that I could drive however fast I wanted to and she'd talk you out of giving me a ticket?
2007-11-28 02:47:56
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answer #2
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answered by ? 5
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What did you score the last time you qualified?
Did you ever shoot at one of those zigzagging targets or am I about to just die tired?
I didn't used to have these varicose veins and my breasts used to be perkier. Do I know your mom?
I donated my widow's mite to the policeman's benevolent society. Will this 100 bucks help you out?
We don't really have to go downtown. Do we?
2007-11-28 02:56:30
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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What exactly DO you do with all those drugs that you confiscate? Do you guys, like, have a little party back at the shop or something? No one ever asks you guys for 'the evidence " so I was just wondering
2007-11-28 03:04:36
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answer #4
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answered by Ink Corporate 7
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I wouldn't ask a cop to smell my breath
I wouldn't ask a cop, if his bowels were regular
I wouldn't ask a cop, are you as stupid as you look?
I wouldn't ask a cop if he had a beer opener handy
I wouldn't ask a cop to be my son in law....did that once, won't do it again!
2007-11-28 07:42:23
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answer #5
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answered by Sweet Judy 7
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Did you get that badge out of a Cracker Jacks box?
2007-11-28 02:50:59
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answer #6
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answered by Lydia H 5
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If he'd like a hit on the joint I'm just about to light up.
2007-11-28 02:48:27
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answer #7
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answered by Wicked Wanda 7
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What do you think the street value is for a pound of weed these days? Am I being screwed?
2007-11-28 02:47:09
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answer #8
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answered by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7
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Can I borrow $50?
2007-11-28 02:47:38
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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Where is a good place to stash the drugs while I'm traveling?
2007-11-28 02:49:12
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answered by Heyitsme 7
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