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are you using that gun right this second?

2007-11-28 02:44:06 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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I should probably stop stabbing this guy in front of you. As a matter of fact walk over there and sing the entire score to west side story while finish killing this guy.

2007-11-28 18:03:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

You shouldn't ask a cop: Did you know that your Mom said I was so good last night that I could drive however fast I wanted to and she'd talk you out of giving me a ticket?

2007-11-28 02:47:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 4 0

What did you score the last time you qualified?
Did you ever shoot at one of those zigzagging targets or am I about to just die tired?
I didn't used to have these varicose veins and my breasts used to be perkier. Do I know your mom?
I donated my widow's mite to the policeman's benevolent society. Will this 100 bucks help you out?
We don't really have to go downtown. Do we?

2007-11-28 02:56:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

What exactly DO you do with all those drugs that you confiscate? Do you guys, like, have a little party back at the shop or something? No one ever asks you guys for 'the evidence " so I was just wondering

2007-11-28 03:04:36 · answer #4 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0 1

I wouldn't ask a cop to smell my breath
I wouldn't ask a cop, if his bowels were regular
I wouldn't ask a cop, are you as stupid as you look?
I wouldn't ask a cop if he had a beer opener handy
I wouldn't ask a cop to be my son in law....did that once, won't do it again!

2007-11-28 07:42:23 · answer #5 · answered by Sweet Judy 7 · 0 0

Did you get that badge out of a Cracker Jacks box?

2007-11-28 02:50:59 · answer #6 · answered by Lydia H 5 · 0 0

If he'd like a hit on the joint I'm just about to light up.

2007-11-28 02:48:27 · answer #7 · answered by Wicked Wanda 7 · 1 0

What do you think the street value is for a pound of weed these days? Am I being screwed?

2007-11-28 02:47:09 · answer #8 · answered by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 · 5 0

Can I borrow $50?

2007-11-28 02:47:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Where is a good place to stash the drugs while I'm traveling?

2007-11-28 02:49:12 · answer #10 · answered by Heyitsme 7 · 4 0

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