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The both of them break into your house and leave a present for u

2007-11-28 02:19:54 · 7 answers · asked by zizou11 1 in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

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You can return the presents from Santa if you don't like them.

2007-11-28 02:35:32 · answer #1 · answered by Pragmatism Please 7 · 1 0

Santa enters through the chimney and the burglar breaks into through the window and doesn't flush the toilet.

2007-11-28 17:38:52 · answer #2 · answered by mac3 5 · 0 0

Santa is a fictitious character and he cannot enter your house. A burgler, even if he/she doesn't steal anything, has no right to break in.

2007-11-28 10:30:21 · answer #3 · answered by cidyah 7 · 0 0

actually I think it is the same person, Santa...he takes the clothes out of the washer/dryer and leaves them all over the floor, never putting anything away and when you need something new, all of the sudden it turns up....

though the last time he came, he left me his dirty clothes to be wshed...What a christmas that was

2007-11-28 10:28:55 · answer #4 · answered by ♥STREAKER♥©℗† 7 · 0 0

The burglar doesn't usually park his getaway car on the roof.

2007-11-28 10:28:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

oh boy.. well one is fictional while the other can be a reality

2007-11-28 11:14:23 · answer #6 · answered by exsft 7 · 0 0

lol...pretty good one!

2007-11-28 10:27:31 · answer #7 · answered by Kelly 3 · 0 0

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