┼┼ CAn you write an amusing story that includes 6 of these phrases?

Question

As you must know by now, this is not homework(sheesh); But merely good,wholesome fun on YA.

► If you wish to answer, please post your intent so i won't close on you....ouch!!

1. I don't want to spoil the party
2. The crowd went wild!
3. As usual, I hate too much.
4. Hey! Is that Paul McCartney?
5. Easier said than done, my good man.
6. Are you trying to give me a heart attack?!
7. The deranged bagpiper played his version of "Happy Days Are Here Again."
8. The Queen took one look at me and said, "___________."
9. I would imagine it gets rather lonely when you're ______.
10. Ohhhhh, man.......That'll be the day.

██ OOPS!!!!! It is suppose to say:
I ATE too much.....NOT hate. I beg your pardon. ◄◄

Answer 1

When (7) the deranged bagpiper played his version of "Happy Days Are Here Again" (8) The Queen took one look at me and said, "That's it Sir Ghouly, you are done as musical director for the realm." But then (2) the crowd went wild, and her faith in my knowledge of British musical taste was reaffirmed. It was then that she noticed who I had hired. (4) Hey! Is that Paul McCartney? she asked. I confirmed that it was indeed Sir Paul playing the bagpipes. "But, how...why..what ever possessed him" she stammered wondering how I got him to play the bagpipes. Little did she know that I had discovered Paul's secret romance with the bagpipes one day when I found him playing the pipes in the woods at the back of his estate.

I was looking for him and was told he had gone off for a walk. When I happened upon him, he was taking a break repairing a small tear in one of the bags, which is why I didn't realize how close I was to him. (6) "Are you trying to give me a heart attack?!" he yelled as I nearly tripped over him coming around a tree. He clumsily tried to hid the bagpipe under his kilt, but it was way to big for that. We talked for a while and he revealed his love of the bagpipes and how he snuck out now and then to play a bit. He admitted how he would have much rather played bagpipes in the queen's band than be the big rock star he had become. "I never get to mingle with the people" he said. I commiserated saying (9) "I would imagine it gets rather lonely when you're the most famous man in England." "You can't really come and go as you please," he acknowledged.

It was then I had the idea. "How would you like to be able to play the bagpipes for the people and the queen?" I asked. Of course, he was all for that and our secret plan was hatched. He was jumping up and down with excitement as I laid out the details. (1) "I don't want to spoil the party but I have to get going" I finally told him. "The parade and concert are in two days, and I have to get you scheduled into the mix."

When I got back to London and spoke with the event organizer about fitting Sir Paul, anonymously, into the mix. As a big admirer of Sir Paul, he was amenable to the idea, but said (5) "Easier said than done, my good man. I might have to move the Rolling Stones to another time, and you know how they hate changes. They are so old now, any change just throws them all off kilter. And moving them for some 'unknown' bagpipe player is really going to frost them.

But as you know, we did get it done, and the crowd loved the anonymous bagpipe player who rocked their world with Beatles music on the pipes for an hour.

I went to the party following the event and everyone praised the bagpipe player as the best part of the day. (3) As usual, I ate too much and was feeling poorly by the time the party wound down. Just as I was about to leave, Ringo Starr approached me. "You did a great job getting that bagpiper today. He looked a bit familiar. Do I know him?" Since it didn't really matter who knew at this point, I told him it was Sir Paul. "Ah, that explains the Beatles music." It was then he told me of his love for the cello. "Do you think you can get me a gig playing for the queen?" he asked. (10) "Ohhhhh, man.......That'll be the day" was my initial thought, but the considering the events of this day, hmmmm.......

Answer 2

Sorry 12 hours later or "meanwhile, back at the ranch..." a short one ....

The deranged bagpiper played his version of "Happy Days Are Here Again and the crowd went wild. What an opening number. I was hoping for Cliff Richard or Shirley Bassie but this is what happens when you let the Scots organise a Queen’s Birthday Variety Special!

The Queen took one look at me and said, “I don't want to spoil the party but I want to book that man for my next afternoon tea party at Buck House. He is simply wonderful. Does he juggle as well?” “Are you trying to give me a heart attack?! Ohhhhh, man.......That'll be the day. ” I thought to myself (one party NOT to attend. I think I will be washing my hair on that day)
“Yes he is very talented isn’t he” I offered in reply.

I was feeling very honoured to be invited into the Royal Box as a representative of the organising committee (the non-Scottish member mind you), but at the same time cringing at the lack of talent presented so far (by the acts I mean – what were YOU thinking?) But the Queen seemed quite happy enough. I guess it was the birthday mood she was gin, er I mean in…..and the fact Rolf Harris was about to appear. That would cheer any red-blooded Pom. Sigh, I thought, aren’t the English Aristocracy so easily amused. Queen Victoria aside………

Answer 3

Q. Would you like another glass of Champagne? Answer...No thanks as usual I ate too much and am already feeling quite high, Hey is that Paul McCartney over there? No, see I told u I had too much I don't want to barf and spoil the party. The Queen entered and the crowd went wild! They sure do love their Royal family here, but that would be the day when we had a Royal family here. The Queen took one look at me and said, " that I reminded her of a guy she met in Antartica, jee I would imagine it gets rather lonely when you're a Queen and traveling in Antartica.

Answer 4

So I went to the super market and I saw this ugly dude asked " (1)are you trying to give me a heart attack"? Because with that ugly face you will. He then caused a scene that drew a crowd and said " (2)I would imagine it gets rather lonely when you're head is ripped off your body". At this point "(3)the crowd went wild". Then I said, "(4)easier said than done, my good man" as I thought to myself "(5)as usual, I hate too much" He then came at me as furious as can be when I yelled out "(6)Hey is that Paul McCartney?" which distracted him long enough for me to get away.

Answer 5

No