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It don't feel right not waitin' up fore her?! So I'm waitin'!

2007-11-27 23:58:15 · 12 answers · asked by Farmer & Granny Crabtree 5 in Family & Relationships Other - Family & Relationships

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Don't wait up he's got some extra horse power tucked down the inside of his left leg or is it a bottle of likker? She doesn't mind which, I suspect she may be reaching for full throttle as we speak.

2007-11-28 00:10:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That's okay.... granny was just visiting an ole sick friend on the other side of town .... he has the flu and needed a sponge bath to cool him down.

2007-11-28 00:37:52 · answer #2 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 0 0

Don't worry yourself!
Granny will soon be home!
She's just picking the last bit of her clothing Mr Greenjeans tossed to her.
So don't worry, I reckon she will soon get a taxi home!

2007-11-28 03:35:48 · answer #3 · answered by Freeman 5 · 0 0

Da Nun Da Nun Nunt...Dun Dun!

Singing...(sung to the tune of "Green Acres"

"Green Acres is the place for me...
Granny's gettin' some in a tree...
One good leg spreadin' far and wide...
Keep old Arnold, just give me ole' leather hide..."

(That's it...I'm giving up sex forever...lol...)

2007-11-28 00:29:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Good old Granny, she'll come in with the milk

2007-11-28 00:01:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

isn't Mister Greenjeans dead?
could be a long wait!

2007-11-28 08:55:28 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Perhaps he's trying to share her combine harvester.

2007-11-28 09:43:42 · answer #7 · answered by steffi 7 · 0 0

She's a big girl and she'll come home when she's good and ready!!

2007-11-28 00:04:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Maybe she got caught by that pitchfork?

2007-11-28 02:40:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Aww...I'm kinda hurt now, Crabby...

2007-11-28 08:16:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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