i predict tom brady's grandchild will win mvp. also, his team the patriots, will beat the cardinals handily. the game will also take place on mars.
2007-11-27 21:04:26 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football (American)
No, you're wrong!!!!!!!!!!
It will be the Utah Mormons (formed 15 years previously) beating the relocated Toronto Bills 100-98. (Did I mention that by that point, 10 points will be given for a TD?!?!?!?!?!)
And no, it will take place several metres above Earth on an specially constructed anti-gravity field!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-27 21:20:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
There will be no Superbowl 'C'. Our alien masters, in accordance to our surrender treaty, disallows human sports, as their morale altering effects could lead to seditious thought.
However, the aliens do enjoy for the pets to play a fairly lethal sport remotely football-like. It does employ an oblong ball, but laced with iron spikes. Teams can score by running the ball across the pitch to an end zone, or using the ball as a weapon and killing an opponent. Slaughtered opponents not killed by the ball are not counted in the final tally, are considered poor sportsmanlike, but not entirely illegal.
In what would be the time for Superbowl C, or at least as close to it as we now use the Alien 1000-day calendar, Blorx's Mining Cluster C3 will defeat the South Quadrant Penal Colony 21-20. Unfortunately, game MVP Bob3311-X, at 3 goals and 5 official casualties, will not receive his double rations reward, having also died very late in the game during a non-scoring murder.
2007-11-27 23:56:49 · answer #2 · answered by Scott N 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The New York Titans will be fresh off of a 7-3 thrashing of the Houston Oilers in the AFL Championship game. They will then move on to play the Green Bay Acme Packers who have just defeated the Pittsburgh/Philadelphia Steagles 3-0 in quadruple overtime to take the NFL crown. The mighty Titans will then stomp the guts out of the hapless Acme Packers in a 2-0 blowout victory for the ages which will feature not one but TWO forward passes by the Acme Pack. Unfortunately these 2 goofy trick plays will not work for GB as the Titans easily romp on to victory. After the game, Brett Favre will announce for the 62nd consecutive season that he is considering retirement but has not yet made up his mind.
The game will be played on a small corn field just outside of Sandusky, Ohio and will be attended by more than 100 people!!! I will be dead long before the opening kickoff.
2007-11-28 00:00:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Super Bowl C will feature the Orlando Alligators (the 7th unnecessary and unpopular team in Florida) and the Washington Whitehouses (as "Redskins" was deemed offensive).
The official coin toss will take place on an iPhone 56, and the Alligators will take offensive position first. However, the Washington Whitehouses will score a triple safety in the first 25 seconds of the game putting them up 6-0. The quarterback of the Alligators had stepped 40 yards backwards out of the pocket to avoid the blitz, however it failed.
The game remains scoreless for the rest of the first quarter because thousands of yellow flags were thrown by referees, almost every down had an illegal motion. The Whitehouses even attempted to go for a touchdown which was prohibited by the NFL in 2049 and it caused them to lose half of their points.
Towards the end of the second half, the Alligators performed two field goals. The first one was from 12 yards which was incomplete. The second one was from 117 yards and
2014-08-11 11:32:14 · answer #4 · answered by Mike 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Mexico City Diablos will beat the Berlin Blitz 137-119. The game will take place on the moon, in the newly constructed $285 trillion Moondome. Bill Belichick VI will coach the winning Diablos. By then robots will have replaced players. The MVR will be Diablo's quarterback XNV-58734 who will throw for 862 yards and 12 touchdowns.
2007-11-27 23:30:13 · answer #5 · answered by bencas9900 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
The Ganymede Giants will defeat the New England Patriots crushing the hopes and dreams of New England fans everywhere in the first Patriot Super Bowl appearance in 61 years
Patriot fans will weep openly about the Curse of the Bambino II, saying "Why the hell didn't they just pay Vinatieri when they had the chance?"
2007-11-28 00:46:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
For some reason I thought we were talking about the REAL Superbowl.
So going on my assumption for the real superbowl, I think it will be Brett Farve and his Green Bay Packers against the team that he always beat in the Superbowl-you guessed it-the New England Patriots...
Now, who wins? Does New England never beat the Packers??? I think so! I think Farve ends his career with another ring!
And Imma saints fan!
M~
2007-11-28 01:24:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Passed to Bosch, he's up, off the backboard 2 POINTS!
2007-11-27 23:18:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
prediction superbowl
2016-02-03 03:20:05 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The New England patriots will win it, making it 60something straight titles under cryogenically frozel, well-preserved bill bellichick.
2007-11-28 01:52:42 · answer #10 · answered by Peter Griffin 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋