It works better as a yo mama joke "yo mama is so fat, she fell through the fabric of space-time".
Or course, large enough concentrations of mass create inescapable black holes, so maybe a better joke would go 'Yo mama is so fat, not even light can escape her gravitational pull',
2007-11-27 19:48:50
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answered by Anonymous
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Sir:
With the death of all of the large dinosaurs many years ago, it seems rather obvious that Earth can sustain being trampled upon by really heavy life forms. No problems have been noted by launching monster aircraft carriers into the oceans of the world either...
In reality, however, what you fail to realize is that heavy individuals or aircraft carriers are all mode of materials that were/are part of the Earth...sort of take it from here and put it there...if you want the idea really simplified.
All of the food and water that it takes to make up a heavy individual came from the Earth, and will eventually return there in the long run. So no mass additions or subtractions are involved, only relocations from farm fields into human bodies...
Also, when discussing the fabric of space, try not to visualize this as a trampoline mat fabric. Space is far more complex than that and consists of a massive void filled with gravitational forces emitted by huge objects traveling at unbelieveable speeds in orbits around each other that stretch out millions of miles. It so happens that in many galaxies those gravitational forces have stabilized over the passage of time in such a way that lots of orbits seem to be in the same plane. However, the orbital planes of one galaxy do not correspond to the plane of other nearby galaxies. As a result, the fabric concept only works with certain galaxies individually, not as a whole, for the Universe, or for a group of galaxies. Also, keep in mind that if you were discussing the fabric which might stretch across the Milky Way Galaxy, it would be 1500 Light Years wide and 1.5 light years thick. That is a rather heavy fabric, right???
2007-11-27 22:54:23
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answered by zahbudar 6
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Only if they eat ever thing in the solar system and become the size of a tennis ball, that this if this are other dimensions, which i don't believe there are. Length width and height, plus the current location of these, we call the time. Ridiculous me thinks
2007-11-27 19:51:32
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answered by Al 3
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It all depends on the fabric.
If it's polyester or one of those other horrible synthetics, we are in absolutely no danger of ever penetrating it.
Natural fibers, as wonderful as they are, unfortunately do have a "shelf life".
2007-11-27 20:37:21
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answered by pat z 7
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Just who asked you to ask a question?
There is NOTHING entertaining about your question.
You are a rude and insulting person to make fun of fat people like that. I do find it interesting how people like you seem to enjoy showing off their ignorance and stupidity to the rest of the world.
2007-11-28 00:45:38
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answered by B. 7
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There is also a theory that with too many "unfunny" people who think they are hilarious there is going to be a massive rip in the comedy/space/time continuum.
2007-11-27 19:50:20
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answered by Anonymous
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I suppose I asked for this, and it is entertaining if ridiculous and unintelligible.
If there's no decent questions on Y!A, I mess around on http://www.andkon.com/arcade/
Have fun!
2007-11-27 19:42:58
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answered by Marvin the pedantic martian 4
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Ha ha ha V good,,better get everyone on a diet to save the planet,,,,,,,,
2007-11-27 19:44:48
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answered by McCanns are guilty 7
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I'd just as soon see my fatass ex wife fall through it.
2007-11-27 20:37:12
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answered by rumblecookie 4
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Erm, which scientists say that, exactly?
2007-11-27 19:44:38
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answered by Avondrow 7
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