If you're a Democratic Boston Redsox fan, what would you say to a Republican Yankees fan?

Question

Vice Versa....Democratic Yankees fan, what would you say to a Republican Boston Redsox fan?

Answer 1

Ahhhhhh,a rhetorical question...

there are no answers.

There are Red Sox Dems of course...but none of them speak English...they all speak that Brahman accent..so even if they gave a damn about Yankee Reps..no one would ever know.

And of course Yankee Dems exist, and most of them can speak some English....but there is no such thing as a Republican in Boston...so the Yankee Dems would be talking to a wall...a true battle of wits...

I never get taken in by trick questions anymore..

Answer 2

"Hi, I'm a democratic Redsox fan. I want to create social programs for the poor, just so long as they don't live anywhere near me."

"Hi, I'm a republican Yankee fan. We have lots of poor people here, but I never see them, because New Yorkers ignore everything, and no one who makes less then $250,000 a year can afford Yankee tickets."

"Your an A hole."

"No, your an A hole."

"Yankees suck! Yankees suck!"

"Redsox suck! Redsox suck!"

Of course, I'm just paraphrasing.
In reverse,

"Hi, I'm a democratic Yankee fan, I'll vote for any democrat, even if she only lived in New York a couple of months before she ran for senator, and the only thing she knows about NY is where to shop."

"Hi, I'm a republican Redsox fan, I'm all alone here. I try to vote for competent leadership, but all we get is Ted Kennedy, and that dopey mayor who can't speak, and makes us all look like idiots.

"Your an A hole."

"No, your an A hole."

"Redsox suck! Redsox suck!"

Yankees suck! Yankees suck!"

Edit to alibauer, It was a joke, you humorless twit
To bunky, let me guess, Georgie Porgie. you get a thumbs up for that.

Answer 3

I wouldn't mix politics with sports & slogan "Yankees Suck" would be just another political statement that's not true. 13 consectutive winning seasons tells me, that team doesn't suck. Teams I would say suck are the Tigers 1994-2005, 12 consectutive losing seasons, 1991, last time Tigers won more games than Yankees, won more games than Tigers in the 70's, 80's, 90's & 2000's, last World Series titles Yankees 2000, Tigers 1985, last losing season for Yankees 1991. So Yankees don't suck, you may hate them all you want, but they don't suck. I respect Red Sox as a team, I may hate them but to say they suck is a lie even before they won the World Series in 2004. Sorry if I am ranting but this mainly goes to a certain Tiger fan

Answer 4

As a democratic (sort of) Yankee fan, I would say to a Repub Sox fan: "You're going to lose next October, and then you're really going to lose in November."

All Yankee fans should be Democrats because as most Yankee fans know, most of their titles have been won under Democratic administrations. They haven't won a title under a Republican since the days of Eisenhower.

Answer 5

I completely agree with DJ. I'm a Republican and a Red Sox fan. I would keep politics out of the world of sports and just keep to trash talk. "Yankees Suck!" Would be a nice campaign slogan though.

Answer 6

I'm a democrat and a feverish Yankees fan. I'd ask a republican BoSox fan why he/she liked ******* so much as a general pattern in life. Between George W. and his heartless policies and misuse of taxpayer money and those that support his decisions, and Manny and Schilling with their awful attitudes - that's a lot of ****** worship. I ask if he/she had a low self-esteem and liked to be represented badly.

Answer 7

I'm a republican and a red sox fan, but I really don't know what I'd say. I try not to talk about politics too much since it's just another thing to argue about. I'd probably say Yankees suck. and that's all.

Answer 8

Hi Rudy, y'all met mah wife Hillary?

Answer 9

HAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOL @ BlueEyed's answer!!! Thumbs up bro. hahahahaha omfg lmao rofl!!!

Answer 10

F*ck You!