So the other day I was on here and there was a person who wanted to name their child Spoonbender. (no, not kidding!)
and so I said, "what will you name your second child- ForkLifter"?
Ok so it's not that funny.... can you top it? Please tell me a funny story about what people have named their children or just examples of weird names.
And, tell me if you like my "ForkLifter" joke! :)
2007-11-27 16:56:55 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Baby Names
I've got two funny ones, though they're not as funny as yours.
I worked in the attendance office in college and on girl came in to talk about her absences. Well, I got her file out and looked at her name and I just went into shock. No joke, her first name was:
Diarhea
I thought to myself, "somebody named this poor child diarrhea?? The poor baby! I would skip class too so the prof didn't call my name out!" lol
Well she came in and I tried to tactfully ask how to say her first name. I didn't succeed in the tact (I guess she got asked that a lot) but she did tell me it's pronounced deeah reeah. Still, I can't believe it.
Second name I came across wasn't really uncommon. It was Brittney. However, it wasn't spelled like that. It was spelled Britneigh. Oh how I laughed over that one. Every time I thought about it I said it like a horse neighing at the end. Brit nay-ay-ay. hahahaha. Jeez, I cracked myself up with those names!
2007-11-27 17:09:48 · answer #1 · answered by christiekpoe 5 · 7⤊ 0⤋
The ForkLifter joke is only funny because the person was going to name their child SpoonBender. In any other case it would be quit mean... I liked it
I know somebody with a child named Coby Jack as first and middle name.
2007-11-27 17:05:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Before I had my son, I was a preschool teacher. One of my kids was going to be a big brother. His parents came in that afternoon telling us it was a boy. I was asking what his name was going to be.... and she said Canoot. I tried not to laugh... When I got home, I told my mom that that poor child would go through school being called something like Canoot the Poot. LOL..... that spoonbender thing is hilarious though
2007-11-27 17:02:15 · answer #3 · answered by singingbamagal 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-18 06:43:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew a girl who had a friend who named her kid Shithead (pronounced Shee Taad). Also someone named their kid Orangejello (Or ang a lou). A former school mate had a nephew named Rope, and two girls a little younger than me were named Leather and Lace. I think you need to think before you name! IT's hard enough being a kid, without a crappy name to go with!
2007-11-27 19:45:53 · answer #5 · answered by ~Katie~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Once during lamaze, the topic of birthing problems came up, and somebody asked how doctors dealt with the placenta. A woman in the room piped up and said, "Placenta? Oh, that's such a beautiful name!"
Turns out, she actually ended up naming her baby boy Placenta. He should be about 20 now, if he's still alive...
2007-11-27 17:50:13 · answer #6 · answered by Bellicosa 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Weirdest name ever: Rainer Bloedkopf.
Its a German name, and while there was nothing to be done about the last name (Stupidhead), the (perfectly normal) name "Rainer" sounds the same as the German adjective "reiner" meaning complete, true in this combination.
So his name translates as "Complete Stupidhead".WTF was his mother thinking? The poor man!
2007-11-27 17:11:24 · answer #7 · answered by t_maia2000 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can't beat your story and I thought it was quite witty! I think all your stories are hilarious. Ben Dover, Placenta, Immaculate Concepcion---what are parents thinking?????
Johnny Cash had a record out years ago:
"A Boy Named Sue".
Well I guess you handle life with a smile or your a crank!
2007-11-27 18:08:39 · answer #8 · answered by rockchick 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For real?? Wow there certainly some weird people about.
There is a little boy in my God-Daughter Kinder class with the name Headache. It is spelt different, but I think it is a crack up!!
There will be a few kids changing their name when they get older.
2007-11-27 17:05:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
there is a teacher at my daughter's school who's name is...
Deb Body....(say it out loud!)
no word of a lie, that is her name! Not deborah, just Deb and Body is her maiden name so that is the full name her parents gave her.
How cruel!
I also had an asian collegue with the name Ufuk Dik - sorry if that offends anyone but its his name. Nice guy too, lol!
2007-11-27 17:12:55 · answer #10 · answered by Cindy; mum to 3 monkeys! 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋