2007-11-27 15:23:17 · 27 answers · asked by Linda Fallsrock 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
This question comes up frequently, since those who have recently befriended cows find themselves unsure how to deal with cows' aversion to leather garments. It is important to understand that cows formed the first vegan alliance in 1879 and at this point have become quite firm in their beliefs. Therefore, they also do not accept silk, despite the fact that it looks best with oblong heads.
Sadly, no flat color of satin looks particularly good on a cow, regardless of head shape, and no one yet has had the good sense to put cow prints on satin. Thus, white satin is the best gift. If this is for a cow you do not particularly like, you may give them satin in an unattractive dolor, since the color-blind beasts do not know the difference and in fact do not look good in satin of any color anyway.
2007-11-27 15:35:38 · answer #1 · answered by heavenslaughing 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I've looked at cows from both sides now ... All cows look good in white satin, darling.
2007-11-27 23:27:31 · answer #2 · answered by OP 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, because white satin would make the cow look even BIGGER. And no cow wants that.
2007-11-27 23:26:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are not a cow! You look fine. I can't tell if your head is oblong though.
2007-11-27 23:26:18 · answer #4 · answered by Brad K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.White satin with red lace would be nice.And two pair of hush puppy shoes.Only the best for cows.There eyes are so lovely.
2007-11-27 23:34:24 · answer #5 · answered by HyperGforce 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does a deer with a round head look good in pink buckskin? ;P
2007-11-27 23:27:08 · answer #6 · answered by Brommy A 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know, iin this situation I'd suggest more of a beige satin.. would go better with that shape of face..
2007-11-27 23:27:09 · answer #7 · answered by Sugar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I think so.How about a pig in jammies
2007-11-27 23:26:34 · answer #8 · answered by ya-who 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wouldn't it get awfully crushed frolicking around the meadow in it?
2007-11-27 23:33:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only on Thursday, otherwise the interest rate might be slightly more obtuse.
2007-11-27 23:26:49 · answer #10 · answered by Vick (Philadelphia Phreedom) 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋