Today is my birthday, i had to stand in line twice today. Make a deposit and did not let me repeat that did not get a lollipop..i had to cook for the kids and drive them around.I was ignored and had to work today and did not even get offered double time. Not one person offered me a drink or to take me on a $23,000 shopping spree and when i got home there was not a huge welcoming party with balloons , naked men and party favors(everyone love party favors) no one asked me if i wanted to play pin the tail on the sheep and not one person in this damn town ordered me a stripper...Do you think i have a case against the city?
2007-11-27 14:15:59 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Sue the Feckers!!!
In the meanwhile we didn't forget, but we did drink all the booze http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmJyDs467KA9z5OeFI5hW0rty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071127041850AAl1pGt&show=7#profile-info-LMDeOWbfaa
2007-11-27 14:31:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
So it's your birthday, what do you want, a medal?
I spent my 23rd birthday, carrying a M-14 rifle for fifteen hours while refueling our Destroyer in Manta, Ecuador.
That was a rotten birthday!
Happy Birthday! by the way. If you wanted a stripper, you should have called me! I don't think the city provides strippers anymore.
2007-11-27 14:23:03 · answer #2 · answered by ic2olney 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes you do!
I havent seen you all day, and I wanted to surprise you, but I guess now is as good of time as any to surprise you!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I bought you a purple flying pony, in which we will ride around on while flying through the sky contemplating such deep subjects a Rainbow Bright and the Smurfs=)
Then we will go to Micky D's and I will buy you a apple pie drenched in chocolate syrup, and then I have psyched myself up to let you have the privilage of pushing me on the kiddie swing=)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
2007-11-27 14:22:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not only do you have a case...but if you hire me, I'll make those bastards pay some big $$$. I work on a strict pay if I win basis so you have nothing to lose...Happy Birthday...you look like about what? hmm 23?
2007-11-27 14:19:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
well I am here to help yes you can sue them but why when I am perfectly willing to make up for all the harm that they have caused you my gift to you is an all expence paid vacation to hawaii for two weeks and hotel acomodations included and all the tab at the bar that you want...from there you will have to find your own men and dont tare up the room Iam footing the bill
2007-11-27 14:20:58 · answer #5 · answered by ღOMGღ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not sue the town, but maybe make some new friends if no one even offered to buy you a drink. if you're married and he made you cook, that just plain sux.
ps: happy birthday :)
2007-11-27 14:20:10 · answer #6 · answered by yahooanswerid 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
And here I was thinking today was a national holiday because this is the day you were born......Sue them...they deserve it! The least they could have done is given you a sucker for standing in line......HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Peace.
2007-11-27 14:51:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday to YOU! I will always remember your birthday because it is my husbands too. I didn't get him any strippers either! Maybe I'll get him extra for Christmas!
2007-11-27 14:41:12 · answer #8 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, just because nobody appreciates you does not have any legal infringement on your right to live. By sueing on such a matter you are taking away from their right to ignore you.
2007-11-27 14:18:32 · answer #9 · answered by Ph15h 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you should have at LEAST gotten some glow in the dark condoms, and a jar of vaseline for your birthday.
What is WRONG with this world today???
2007-11-27 14:36:58 · answer #10 · answered by Kiss my Shaz 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋