(Keep in mind that all presents come from the legendary........BRET "THE HITMAN" HART!!!!!)
Batista -
Vince Mcmahon -
Shawn Michaels -
John Cena -
Ric Flair -
MVP -
Keep In Mind That these Items Are Not Allowed To Be Given:
- Bret Hart Sunglasses
- Lump of Coal
- Autographed Lump of Coal
- Letter Saying That He Wants MVP's Autograph
2007-11-27 11:10:46 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Wrestling
Batista ▬► A card saying "Another grand kid?"
Vince Mcmahon ▬► A lawsuit..
Shawn Michaels ▬► A new set of dentures..
John Cena ▬► An application for another movie part, with a sidenote "Do not come back to the WWE"..
Ric Flair ▬► His book..
MVP ▬► $20 gift certificate to KFC..
2007-11-27 11:22:14 · answer #1 · answered by ►Crudе◄ 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Batista- A flaming bag of dog sh!t.
Vince McMahon- A pen!s pump.
Shawn Michaels- The new Shawn Michaels DVD autographed by MR. Kennedy.
John Cena- A check that is just enough for plastic surgery so he can become a man. And a picture book so he can be one step closer to learning how to read.
Ric Flair- A contract sayin that he can choose when he leaves the WWE and can never be fired.
MVP- A power ranger costume, oh wait he already has one. No offense to him but it's ridiculous.
2007-11-27 11:23:31 · answer #2 · answered by Protest the Hero 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Batista - Sharpshooter
Vince Mcmahon - A copy of his autobiography, so he'll know how Bret really feels
Shawn Michaels - A truce
John Cena - Figure four leglock
Ric Flair - A flashy feathery robe
MVP - Hitman sunglasses
2007-11-27 11:20:43 · answer #3 · answered by FionaLeona 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Batista - a new pair of pink attire
Vince - an action figure of Bret applying the Sharphooter to Vince's @ss
HBK - a poster of Bret spitting in the face of Vince props to the Montreal Screwjob
John Cena - The Best There Is,The Best There Was,The Best There Ever will Be DVD to look at it and learn who the real legend is(with all due respect to Cena)
Ric Flair - A Pink Christmas tree with photos from their mathes up to it.and an interference Christmas card..when Ric is gonna lose and retire he will interfere to kill Vince!!
MVP - a Santa Claus Doll with a card writing:
The Baller there is,The Baller there was and The Baller that ever will be!!
HAHA!!Good Q...Happy Xmas to all(i know it is early yet)!!Finally something that we will celebrate together!!XD
*starred*
2007-11-27 11:17:46 · answer #4 · answered by Koumidiator WRW VLR OS 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Batista - A Bullwhip so that he could use it to unleash the animal in him on Edge.
Vince McMahon - A warrent for his arrest on charges of unpaid alimony & child support for Hornswoggle.
Shawn Michaels - Free Ballet Lessons on how to really kick in the air.
John Cena - A brand new Louisville Slugger Baseball Bat to use on his worst enemy when he comes back to action next year, & it has Randy Orton's name on it!
Ric Flair - A nice, warm, sunny vaction to Hawaii to be used after his last & final wrestling match.
MVP - A pink slip & a note from Mr. McMahon saying to him: MVP, YOU'RE FIIIIIIIIIRRRRRREEEEDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
2007-11-27 11:46:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Batista-a rematch after he loses his title to edge
Vince-hopefully a Christmas card saying hornswoggle is not your son, cause I'm tired of that storyline cause its to childish with all the Wiley coyote and roadrunner stuff
HBK-will get to feud with triple h on more time
cena- will get a new move set consisting of more than 5 moves
flair- will get a retirement plan, he needs to hang it up you could really tell that wrestling's fake last night cause when flair did the foot rake to Orton's head you could see that flairs boot didn't even touch Orton face
MVP- i like MVP but i hope he gets a new finishing move cause the play-maker is weak
2007-11-27 12:10:19 · answer #6 · answered by MVP 4 CHAMPION 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Batista - More Main Events
Vince - Bret Harts New Book
Cena - Talent
Flair - More Wins - WOOOOOOOOOOO
MVP - The Whole Of WWE, because he is better than you
2007-11-27 14:25:05 · answer #7 · answered by Ulimate_Hitman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Batista will get more roids
Vince will get two thai boys
Shawn Michaels will get a male version of a brazillian
Cena will get acting lessons by William Stoich (anyone who knows the comedies of the 70s and 80s will know this one)
Ric Flair will get Viagra and hair plugs
MVP will get rims for his Toyota Celica
2007-11-27 11:22:01 · answer #8 · answered by slickkittykattwhopurs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
batista - steroids
vince - c.o.c.k
hbk - i pod with sweet music
john cena - a book of wrestling moves and a video of wrestling moves and on how to wrestle
ric flair - a rob with a few ladies
MVP - the most valuable playa award
2007-11-27 11:19:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Batista gets a new title shot (as usual)
Vince gets a pen!s enlarger from DX LMAO
HBK gets .... um..... a new bible?
Cena gets the same thing that Vince gets
Ric gets a new limo WHOOOOOO
MVP gets a new shiny ring
2007-11-27 11:16:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋