Okay, I don't know if this counts, but I will tell you a story.
Two days ago I was talking with this guy I know. We will call him "Notsobright" for the purposes of my story. Notsobright was talking to me about a girl. This is what he said...
"As soon as she steps her foot on the floor, I will leave."
It took me some time to arrive at the fact that what he meant to say was...
"As soon as she is back on her feet, I will leave."
I was amused.
2007-11-27 09:59:49
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answer #1
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answered by Trina™ 6
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Well, this is more of a quote:
"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
--Adam Savage
Mythbusters, on the Discovery/Science channel
2007-11-27 09:57:37
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answer #2
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answered by ☆StarBlaze☆ 5
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Opposites are complimentary
2007-11-27 10:37:08
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answered by Premaholic 7
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don't have an open mind it lets the devil in
born again Christian guy i was talking to online
2007-11-27 09:56:51
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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I heard it in class today. "It's more fun than eating boogers."
2007-11-27 09:56:29
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answer #5
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answered by Laura 4
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"Never pet a porcupine". (complete stranger)
2007-11-27 09:54:57
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answered by Gee Whizdom™ 5
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