when you were a kid?
i have a few.:
"I'm only doing this for your own good."
"If you tell me, I promise i won't get mad"
"someday you'll thank me for this"
"you'll be sorry."
"When i was your age, i had to walk 7 miles to get to school"
"no matter what happens, you'll always have your family"
2007-11-27 09:24:25 · 37 answers · asked by puurplemooose 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"this hurts me, more than its going to hurt you"
i know now that it hurt me a hell of a lot more then it ever hurt my mom or dad.
"i'm doing this because i love you"
2007-11-27 10:40:17 · answer #1 · answered by Neev 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
my parents never really lied to me.
My dad told me hamsters have expiration dates tattooed on their butts.
then of course the Characters I believed were real but that's all in good child play.
They tell me they waited until marriage to have sex, I think that's a lie but then again different times and my mom wasn't a whore so they just may be telling the truth.
2007-11-27 09:28:40 · answer #2 · answered by Music 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
"you'll be fine. when i was younger, i had to walk 5 miles to school up hill both ways in 4 feet of snow"
and:
" you were a chipmunk, you just went through surgery cause we found you on the side of the road"
:]
when i look back on it....i think its kinda funny..
2007-11-27 09:34:45 · answer #3 · answered by deleted 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you watch too much tv you'll get square eyes
hiccups make you grow
If you swallow a seed a tree will grow inside you
If you don't wash behind your ears potatoes will grow there.
If you don't go to sleep now santa will not come
If you put your tooth under your pillow the toothfairy will exchange it for money
2007-11-27 09:28:26 · answer #4 · answered by Becky 1 · 10⤊ 1⤋
That the Easter Bunny existed.
2007-11-27 21:43:45 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree with yours...
"Your life is easy compared to mine!"
"Your are stupid!" (at least i hope that is a lie...)
"your best is always enough"
"santa claus is real"
"if you tell me, i promise i wont get mad"
"you will have time for fun later"
umm... ill edit if i think of any more...
2007-11-27 09:28:59 · answer #6 · answered by Stacie 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Santa lives in Miami in the summer.
lol The walk to school, only in three foot drifts in Minnesota.
2007-11-27 09:28:13 · answer #7 · answered by WooleyBooley again 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
My mom told me that if I drank milk it would make my boobs grow. I only have B cups but I've never broken a bone!
2007-11-27 09:30:43 · answer #8 · answered by Sandy Sandals 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The reason I had to wear glasses was because I didn't eat my vegetables.
My father loved eating vegetables and he was completely blind! And before he lost his sight, he wore glasses!
2007-11-27 09:34:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I at 3, asked them
"Now tell me the truth,
is there a Santa Claus?"
and they looked at each other,
turned to me and lied.
*sniff, sniff*
2007-11-27 11:36:07 · answer #10 · answered by the Punisher 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My Mum said she would never leave me that she would always be here for me to talk too.
She passed away in January.
2007-11-27 09:29:49 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋