To eat that fat Rat that runs across your cell every night?
O! and the gaurds only give you one meal a day its 6 oz of dirty water and a slice of moldy bread.
2007-11-27 08:41:41 · 16 answers · asked by ☻Jay ™☻ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Question inspired by the Count of Monte Crystal movie..
2007-11-27 08:42:20 · update #1
I tells you this ... if I got that low to eat a rat .... ya besta leave me in that cell for the balance of my natural.
People would seem like deep dish cobbler by comparison.
2007-11-27 08:52:58 · answer #1 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd feed the rat the moldy bread for 2 days, eat the thrid, repeat until the rat gets bigger, eat the damn rat, then i'll do one of two things...
1. kill the guard when he gives me my meal and escape before i get killed.
2.force the guard to think i'm insane so he has to take me to a padded room and kill him on the way there (then run for it).
if neither works, i'm screwd...
2007-11-27 08:53:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh I love that movie!!! Hmmm probably not very long-maybe a week, lol. I'm a meat and potatoes girl, or in this case raw rat and moldy bread! yummmy
wait a minute, they bite back dont they? nevermind...
2007-11-28 00:19:27 · answer #3 · answered by teri is ambience 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
until the guard stopped giving me the the dirty water and moldy bread.
just can't eat the rat.. can't dooo it... (the rat is a dead one the first night though.. can't have him running around in the dark while I sleep.. )
2007-11-27 08:45:55 · answer #4 · answered by .sincerious. 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Count of Monte Crystal i loved that moive very well done those were beans thought lol. I let it get fatter!!! :D
2007-11-27 08:45:27 · answer #5 · answered by Elegwa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can live without the rat
And I guess it's a good thing that I'm kind of a fat_@$$ then, huh??? I get enough stored for a few months!
2007-11-27 09:02:41 · answer #6 · answered by MamiZ-Notorious Faithful Freak 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 weeks cause rats can kill u if u eat them and there will be bugs every where for me to eat also
2007-11-27 08:46:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yea...i'd so kill myself...i couldnt do that thats ick....but if i had to i would eat that fat rat....if somethin was keeping me alive.
2007-11-28 01:13:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhhhhhh god,if it's for the rest of my life i would prefer to kill myself and the rat to release it too.
2007-11-27 08:46:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me? I'd kill that rat, take it's teeth and cut myself to death! I ain't eatin' that nasty sh*t! Hell, I'd even ask the guards to kill me!
2007-11-27 11:44:10 · answer #10 · answered by Oh, it's like that? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋